Logan Paul: "Ohhh, what's wrong?
Y'all still upset?
Still crying?
You should be thanking me!
You should be celebrating me!
Because what I did last week?
That wasn't just a victory....
That was HISTORY!"


Paul: "I looked Muhammad Ali right in the eyes..
And then?
BOOM!
One punch, lights out!
And guess what?
He's blind!"


Paul: "Oh, what?
Too soon?
Too real?
Here's a reality check.
Ali was never the greatest.
He was never on my level.
The only thing he's got on me now?
A permanent blackout!"


Paul: "So to every so called legend out there.
To any fighter who thinks they can out box me.
I got three words for ya...
LETS FUCKING GO!"


Bruce: "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the McMahon Federation.
We have a situation on our hands!
We are standing just outside the office of Mr. Vince McMahon!
And let me tell ya, he is NOT happy right now!"
Doc Hendrix: "Ohhhh, buddy, Bruce...
I don't know if I wanna be standing here!
Because lets just call it like it is..
Vince McMahon is FURIOUS!
You can FEEL it!
And why?
Because last week, was a disaster..
Mr. America and Dusty Rhodes actually..
Pulled off a victory over Brock Lesnar and Hawk!"


Bruce: "That was NOT supposed to happen!
This was supposed to be the dawn of the McMahon Beast
Hawk and Lesnar were supposed to put those two fossils in the ground!"
Doc: "But nooo... somehow, some way...
Dusty Rhodes and Mr. America stole a win.
And now Vince is LOSING HIS MIND!"


Roddy Piper: "I gotta talk with Vince!
Bruce: "Get outta my way!"
Doc: "Roddy this is not a good idea."


Piper hits Doc and Bruce with a karate stick


Piper beats down Doc and Bruce


Vince McMahon: "Roddy Piper..."
Linda Hogan: "Ohhh my god!
A huge turtle!"


Linda: "I gotta get outta here!
Oh my god!"


Vince: "God damn, Roddy.
You look like shit.
And you smell like shit too!"
Piper: "Vince you ended the Detroit Fighting league.
Dat pisses me OFF!"


Vince: "God damn, pal..
It was a business decision, fuck!"
Piper: "Ahhhh sooo yew know bout business..."


Vince: "Don't forget I was the one who made you famous..."


Piper: "Nobody made Roddy Piper except me and my balls and my flesh..
And my fame has nothing to do with you...
Do not play with me."


Piper: "I gotta thank you...
Oh great creator of ours.
Let me see think bout yer life... Vince McMahon
First thing you did...
was become a rock and roll promoter and you went what... belly up."


Piper: "Yah broke yah nada nothing.. Of course then again wait...
I gotta give you credit you are tremendous you know...
There was the bodybuilding Federation...
Oh that was a good one..."


Piper: "I'll tell you that was a good one you are a creative man..
You are in great shape...
And the shoulders you have and in there the padded shoulders..
Wow you're ready to play football right now aren't yah...
Oh that'd be XFL is that it?
Oh that was a big one... That was a big one..."


Piper: "So...basically the only job you've been able to hold...
Is the one your daddy gave you.... Junior."


Brock Lesnar jumps Piper


F5 to Piper


Punches Piper


Vince: "YOU JUST OPENED THE FLOODGATES....
TO OUR OWN PERSONAL HEEELLLLLLLLLL!"