Pat McAfee: "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
This ain't just any episode!
This is a CELEBRATION EPISODE!
Cuz via satellite..
Fresh off the biggest win in McMahon Federation history..
We got two American icons..
Two absolute legends..
MR. AMERICA AND...
DUSTY RHODES!"
Superstar Billy Graham: "OHHH, BABY!
Dis is what I'm talkin about!
The world said it couldn't be done!
Vince McMahon tried to stack the deck.
He tried to erase history!
But guess what?!
DA AMERICANS SAID HELL NO!
And these two TOOK IT TO THE BEASTS!"


Mr. America: "Let me tell ya something!
They said it couldn't be done, DUDE!
They said Lesnar and Hawk were too big, too strong...
Too mean!
But you know what they forgot DUDE?!
They forgot about the power of AMERICA!
They forgot you fight for what's right.
And you fight for the rights every man..
YOU CAN'T LOSE BROTHER!
So when that Davis hit that three count?
I KNEW that we just made history, dude!"
Dusty Rhodes: "Ohhh, BABY!
Let me tell yah sumthen right now..
DA MERICAN DREAM IS STILL ALIVE AND WELL!
Brock Lesnar?
Road Warrior Hawk?
Dose two bad boys dought dey were just gonna walk in...
N steamroll us...
But lemme tell ya sumthen.
Dey ain't NEVER felt fire like dis!
Dey aint never gone up ginst a son of a plumber
N mistah merica Daddy!"


Pat: "BOOM!
Dat's right!
Hawk and Lesnar were supposed to be unstoppable.
Da McMahon Beasts..
Dey got SERVED A BIG OLE' SLICE OF HUMBLE PIE!"
Superstar: "You guys did it for America!"


Dusty:"Hard times, baby!
Dats what we gave em!"
Mr. America: "Lesnar?
He's bad, bad DUDE no doubt about it.
But when you put a monster..
Against a man wit da will of the people..
Dat monster starts lookin REAL mortal! And Hawk?
Ohhh, Hawk, we felt that man's power..
But let me tell you..
What he felt baybeh....
He felt MERICA!"


Pat: "ABSOLUTE GOOSEBUMPS, FELLAS!
But here's the thing.
Vince McMahon ain't exactly the kind of guy to take a loss lightly.
Last week he was losin his fucking mind!
Superstar: "Word is, he's in full revenge mode.
You two just embarrassed him.
And you KNOW..
He's got something up his sleeve.
Are y'all ready for whats next?"


Mr. America: "Brother, Vince McMahon can scheme all he wants, DUDE!
He can throw whatever roadblocks he got.
But at the end of the day, we ain't backin down BROTHER!
We took the fight to Lesnar and Hawk.
And we'll take the fight to whoever he throws at us next BROTHER!
Dusty: "Cuz dis.
Dis is a movement!
Dis bout showing da world..
Dat you don't have to bow down to McMahon!
We fight fo the people!
We fight fo merica!
And we ain't stopping now!"


Mr. America: "YOU HEAR THAT, VINCE?!
We ain't runnin.
You can send all your monsters
All yah hired guns
All yah little stooges.
But at the end of the day....
DA MERICAN DREAM ain't nowhere!
Dusty: "WE READY, BABY!
And if you dink yah bringin hard times on us?!
Guess wut....
WE BRINGIN DEM RIGHT BACK ON YOU!"


Pat: "LET'S GOOOO!
The message has been sent.
LOUD AND CLEAR!
Vince McMahon, the ball is in your court!
Superstar: "What's next for Mr. America and Dusty Rhodes?
We don't know, brother but one things for sure...
DEY AIN'T BACKIN DOWN!
Dis is just the beginning, folks!"


The Rock: "The Rock wasn't even gonna come out here tonight.
The Rock wasn't gonna waste his breath on this nonsense.
But after the disrespect The Rocks grandfather did...
The Rock had to address the biggest fraud walkin around today....
ROMAN REIGNS!"


Rock: "Roman..
You act like this family..
The Rock's family... revolves around you...
But let The Rock remind your candy ass of one simple fact...
The Rock BUILT this damn family!"


Rock: "While you were runnin around in a flak jacket..
The Rock was selling out arenas across the world...
Making millions... AND MILLIONS!
While you were gettin handed everything on a silver platter...
The Rock was grindin takin over Hollywood!"


Rock: "And now...
Now youre walkin around, holdin onto the Ula fafa...
Like it means somethin to you?
Nah, Roman, that necklace belongs to the BEST
And that ain't you..
ITS THE ROCK!
So The Rock is here to say this real clear, real loud...
ROMAN REIGNS...
THE ROCK WANTS YOUR ASS..
IN A TRIBAL COMBAT MATCH!"


Rock: "The Rock is gonna slap the dog shit outta you!
And take the Ula fala.
And remind the world..
Who the REAL tribal chief is....
IF YAAAAA SMELLLLLLL....
WHAT THE ROCK IS COOOOOKIN!"