Lance Storm: "It's about time that I'm shown on this joke of a show, I don't care who I have to face bring it on!"
goldberg's theme hits
spear to Lance
jackhammer to lance
1,2,3
WINNER: GOLDBERG
Mufasa attacks goldberg with a the title
Mufasa: "You want a shot?! Your nothing! I take bigger shits than you!
Eugene: "I enjoy doing calisthenics before my matches!"
Rocky: "That's cool...."
Eugene: "I do cardio every day then I follow it up with my calisthenics!"
taker runs over eugene
punches rocky
chokes eugene
drags eugene
Undertaker: "You treat me with respect you say yes sir you understand me?! I'm the BOSS!"
Undertaker: "Let that be a lesson to everyone in that fucking lockeroom you don't cross me!"
Undertaker: "Iam the boss I lead by example everyone answers to me I don't care about anyone!"
shamrock attacks taker
Jr rides away on takers bike
JR rides away while dragging Eugene
Jim Ross: "Bah gawd this is a message to that damn political figure Undertaker!"
JR: "Go ahead Shamrock throw it off show that damn politician!"
shamrock pushes undertaker's bike off
bike falls
JR: "We is from Oklahoma and nobody messes with us if you do you have to face my boy Shamrock!"
Hulk hogan: "Everyone has seen what I can do to any type of wrestler jack I have done it all in this business and now roll the damn footage of my eariler promo!"
Ted Diabase: "HAHAHAHAHA!"
Hogan: "The Entire world is buzzing about Hogan Warrior 3 this match if you want to call it a match I'm calling it a war there will be casualties!"
Hogan: "People have been going up to me and asking me about Hogan can you out wrestle the warrior? Listen here maniacs Iam the greatest in ring technician and I will run circle around you!"
Hogan: "And Warrior Whatcha gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you?!"
Warrior: "Ho Kogan the warriors will run wild on your maniacs whatever you can do we can do better!"
luchadors theme hits
double clothesline
warrior throws 2 luchadors into the ring
warrior splash
1,2..3
WINNER: WARRIOR
Warrior: "Ho Kogan I hope you watched that and saw what I can do you say your the greatest in ring technician nobody has the pure wrestling skill like I do! I am the greatest WARRIOR!"
