JBL introduced the show and mentioned Ken Patera's weight lifting records Ken said where Jerry Briscoe under the table? Briscoe said Patera looks like Santa with the beard. Patera sais he hasn't shaved in 3 years because he hates shaving and nobody tells him no. Briscoe put over Ken's brother Jack. Ken ran down Ken's football career. Ken of course said Jack was the FIRST Seahawks coach. Ken's other brothers Dennis and Norman played football too. Ken put over his ability to kick field goals and Dennis Patera's kicking. Ken said he grew up in Portland, Oregon and he watched the 1952/3 Olympic games and saw it and the weight lifting Norman/Norbert Schmanski ya know some polack. Ken put over Norman/Norbert Ken said his parents got him a weight lifting kit for Christmas. Ken said his goofy ass uncle Woody couldn't lift but he could. Ken said he did his weight lifting in the living room and his friend Lanny came over to lift with him too there was no gyms in his area back then. Ken got in an argument with a coach he said to his wrestling coach I'm winning JBL asked when did Ken know he was stronger than everyone? Ken said he knew when he was 12 and back then he played basketball a lot of kids went to his school and Ken said he was 12 in high school and youngest kid at his school but he did track and wrestled and played football and basketball at the same time. Ken claimed he went to state for everything. Ken put over his track and field abilities. Ken said some coach he got an argument with so Ken got a job. The guys Ken ran with were bad news but Ken knew in 1963 to stop hanging out with those guys. Soooo Ken said he flew to Sioux Falls, South Dakota and when it rained there the rain drops looked like silver dollars. While in Sioux Falls he did some track and field games. Ken said he knew the guy that invented Nike and that guy gave him a scholarship to Oregon University but Ken got kicked out Ken told his brother that he got kicked out. Ken said he never went to Vietnam or was in the military but his friends did Ken was denied for the Marines because of his back. Ken said he fell off of a 40 foot cliff and that's why he had back issues. Ken's brothers went to BYU so Ken decided to go there too. Ken put over BYU. Ken took fourth in local competition and then in 1964 guys took steroids. Ken's friend George told him about steroids. Ken was married and his wife told him he wasn't going to make the team and he went back to the gym he got better at weight lifting. Ken was the first person to do 500 pounds. Ken was at some weight lifting completion at 1:30 in the morning. While Ken was lifting for the world record the floor gave way. Ken set so many records then he doesn't remember. Ken went to Europe back then and he had knee problems back then its a shitty problem fucken guys he was fucken facen had nice cars and didn't pay Fer a fucken thing. Ken talked about the terrorists at the 1972 Olympics. The terrorists wanted a helicopter in there demands so the police said OK They load em up and gather get out of da airport they had all the athletes hostage so dey had Sharpshooters and the terrorists were surrounded and one terrorists pulled a grenade and the athletes were fried Ken saw this and then the police shot at the terrorists and 10 or 12 guys got killed. So what do they do? They canceled the Olympics. They canceled it? Ken said holy shit. Ken was like hih then went to the lobby and decided hmmm why not let's all get fucked up! We got fucked up said Patera. Then some guy told Patera to wake up the next morning and the night before he drank A LOT of beer. Ken said he was hungover and the traffic was crazy and so he laid down and nothing to eat he was pissed and his knee was hurting. Ken's 1972 Olympics ... FUCK Dropped the weight in front of him. Then was like fuck Lifted weight and said fuck. Verne Gagne was there in Munich and knew Ken and Ken's brother. Ken's brother was a defensive coordinator then and he knew Bud Grant. Verne Gagne invited Ken to the wrestling camp. Jerry said was the camp in Manketo, Minnesota. Ken was surprised Jerry knew that. So in Manketo Ken was on crutches. Ken met the fearsome foursome then. The fearsome foursome were impressed by Patera's weight lifting. Ken's brother put over Verne to Ken. Ken went to Verne and Ken met Da Crusher back then. Da Crusher didn't break kayfabe. You could say anything back then but you can't fuck. You could do anything but not say the word fuck I said what the fuck said Ken. Ken drove 1700 miles Portland to Minnesota non stop all the time. Ken said his brother had a dog and the dog pissed in his fucking bed. Ken laughed and said what the fuck? At the time Ken met Ric Flair and Ric's wife was real nice girl and Ric been divorced many times. Ken and Flair got a big fucking house. Ken sold water beds back then. Ken put over Flair said Ric is the easiest person to get to know. Ken said his water bed business went under because all the neighborhood kids broke in and started jumping on his water beds so Ken said What the fuck?! JBL said Jerry doesn't have dementia he is from Oklahoma Ken said every night women were over with Flair and the women rolled around in the water beds what the fuck asked Patera. Ken knew some drug dealer at Mad Dogs bar. Flair sold life insurance back then. (Can you imagine that?) Ken and Ric went to meet Verne. Ken told Verne that Ric was born to be a wrestler. Ken said Flair got kicked out of all public high schools and kicked out of a military school. Ken knew Jim Brunzell and Greg Gagne back then. Verne Gagne's farm had a barn that the wrestling camp was at where the horses were at and the horses shit everywhere and chickens were there too and the chickens shit everywhere. Verne's ring: Ropes too loose Ring uneven Ring mat was the floor Shit everywhere And do everything in 10s Ken asked why so Verne moved them over to an indoor training because the barn was too cold. Flair told Ken he is going to quit Ken told Ric fuck you. Billy Robinson shot on Iron Sheik. (I heard that story before) Billy Robinson = prick Peter Mavia beat up Billy Robinson Billy Robinson got beat up at a bar in Montreal. Some guy pissed on Billy there. Ken said the indoor training was good opposed to the barn training because in the barn there was horse shit everywhere. Ken put over Sgt. Slaughter. Ken reminded us Sarge's first name is Bob. Ken said the fucking war broke out Sarge and Sheik drew big money what the fuck asked Patera. Ken put over Georgia Championship wrestling and the NWA. Ken heard about Mad Dog Vachon airplane story. Ken was feuding with Johnny Valentine Ken wrestled 453 matches that year. Fearless Freddie was the pilot for the infamous plane crash and was wrestling Tony Atlas so Ken couldn't make the flight. That fucking plane hit an embankment. Davy Crockett, Ric Flair and Johnny Valentine survived and Ric and Johnny were fucked up. Ken said he was feuding with Johnny then what the fuck? So Ken called Vince McMahon at 130am Vince put over Ken then. Bruno Sammartino put over Ken. Ken was in NWA and with Vince at the same time. Ken sold out the garden against Bruno. But 14,000 showed but all the tickets were all sold but it was four below zero and the train tracks were frozen. Ken and Bruno sold it out the next two months also. Ken Made 3500 for the two matches and 3800 dollars for the sell outs. Vince told Ken what it was like to be at the garden. Ken said in his opinion Paul Anderson maybe the strongest person ever to live but Paul lied about lifting over 1000 pounds. Ken said Bruce (NOT Prichard) called him last week. Jerry knows who Bruce is. Ken drove a car to somewhere in Illinois and not in Missouri or in Cape Gererdau. It rained and the lightning hit the ring and Wahoo and Superstar Graham didn't go out in the rain. Patera said he told Bruce that they drove 450 miles for that and got 50 dollars so anyways that scared Bruce away. So you wanna be a wrestler? Hahaha laughed Patera. Jerry said one time Savannah to Tampa one Wes Briscoe was kicked out of the bed so Ken can sleep and Jerry has fish under his deck. Then the show ended.