We here at doorstopnation.com will now write MJF's promos for him:




MJF: Green Bay? Oh god the last time the Packers won the super bowl i was in 11th grade!
Oh and i got a blow job from my literature teacher ms wilks then
HAHA Oh my seed is so powerful she had my kid from a bj! 
It was a miracle and its a miracle mr Kennedy hasnt killed himself his careeer was a flop! 
Go ahead we will all know who killed kennedy himself!




MJF: Houston Texas. NASA is based here? Please that space program is so old.
 Just like the undertaker gosh when was the last time mark callaway did anything?
Oh thats right not during my lifetime. 
I was not alive to see mark win the title god damn hes old! 
Oh and since your old you may rise from the dead but my dick can always rise unlike you marky mark!
And ill show Michelle and she will have another bastard kid but this time we willl know who the father is its MJF!



MJF: Cleveland? The heart of rock and roll?
  Please! Rock and roll is OLD! Your football team sucks!
 They might as well abandon the team  like your shit town did with the airport the mistake by the lake!
Yeah but i got my dick and it always takes off ask miz's wife!




MJF: "Yeah Chicago you stuff your fat face with the deep dish pizza everyone will get a heart attack and die!
 Oh and speaking of dead the road warriors they are both dead and they were just roided up guyz with bad face paint!
 And right now they are just like chicago in January cold and lifeless!



MJF: Yeah miami this city is full of losers look at your football team! 
Oh and i know all the celebrities live here pitbull hes like a poodle!
And look at the drug addict scott hall hes dead yeah hes dead he couldn’t take it anymore!



MJF: Yeah Boston argh i hate being here its ugly, old and dirty like John cena!
 Hes is from here and all the steroids john has taken he'll die soon!
 And when he does die ill show up to the funeral and bang his wife in front of everyone and she'll like it cuz cena is so old he cant get his dick up!