WWF MSG 3-15-91 Marty Jannetty vs Tanaka Heenan said doesn't NYC have the rockettes thats the rockers?! Heenan said Haku is in the building in the press box. Lord Alfred sides with Heenan with the barbarian and Haku going over The Rockers at wrestlemania The crowd is in to this match Btw did bayley get her ring attire from Marty Jannetty? Wow tanaka just missed this super kick and this lousy referee cant count So tanaka chops Jannetty so hard Jannetty does a back flip Over the top! Wow! Marty Jannetty fucking KILLED tanaka with a piledriver!!! Holy Shit! Koko b ware vs The Mountie Lord Alfred said the reason why Frankie isn't here is because Frankie has migrated south ya know its migration season Heenan: "Yeah Tito is in great shape for his match against the mountie he can roll a burrito in 15 seconds!" Koko did a backslide on mountie for a 1...2................. slow fucking count Mountie wins with a choke pin Hate crime? mountie handcuffs koko and calls Koko boy and zaps koko Wow This would NOT fly today in 2020 Warlord vs Bulldog Remember Winston? Yeah well both men are jacked to gills Heenan asked how can British bulldog walk the street with that whoopie goldberg haircut?! Wtf? Warlord did a reverse boston crab! What? Maybe a pin i have NO clue hahahaha Bulldog 1...2...... a series of kickouts So bulldog threw warlord into the turnbuckle and grabbed warlords tights for the win! Warlord did a full nelson to bulldog Heenan asked wheres bulldog's chihuahua? Tugboat vs The Undertaker Undertaker just walked over to Tugboat and beats the shit out of him Undertaker wins with an elbow off the top rope Earthquake and Dino Bravo vs the hart foundation The fans were into this Monsoon will not be giving free tickets to heenan WILL YOU STOP?! Love Earthquake's slam Earthquake and Bravo take it to Hart! Hart foundation wins with the neidhart slam of bret to earthquake Then the tremors... The richter scale is going going haywire Earthquake sat on Bret! Love it! Hahahaha Bryan Alvarez: "THAT MOVE WAS SO FAKE THEY WOULD NEVER DO THAT IN UFC!" JIM Brunzell (hes still jumpin) vs Barbarian Nothing much happens a boring chant breaks out Huge missile drop kick to barbarian Barbarian wins with a boot Ted Dibase vs Texas Tornado Kerry said "money bags is all alone where is virgil? well ya know blah blah you like surprises come on out Virgil!" I had a hard time hearing what Kerry said lets say his demons got the best of him =( Virgil comes out Kerry is super over! It was a hell of a match Heres the finish virgil trips ted dibase and the Texas tornado falls on top and wins? Ive never seen a babyface win with that wow i didn't see that coming Kato vs Shawn Michaels Shawn was doing great moves he was like shot out of a cannon Shawn was like 10/10 on quickness Heenan said willie nelson will sing on the road again to warrior after warriors loss at Wrestlemania Monsoon: WILL YOU STOP?! Big super kick and huge elbow for a 2?! What kato KICKED OUT KATO THEN KICKS OUT of shawns roll up So get this kato does a backslide and WINS! WHAT THE FUCK?! Kato beat Shawn Michaels Ok The Rockers are on the Wrestlemania 7 card and Orient express are NOT on the wrestlemania card Sgt. Slaughter vs Jim Duggan in a Flag match Then came out HULK HOGAN HOGAN WEARING CAMO! Heenan said hogan is a maintenance worker at MSG now Haha wow the crowd was SUPER into this wow Duggan got the biggest pop I've ever seen him get! Sarge kicks duggan right in the face! The crowd was into every move! So hogan incited a usa chant sarge walks over and kicks hogan hahaha Sarge went to the outside to beat hogan with a chair and choked hogan with wires haha Hogan has duggans 2x4 and uses it on sarge and then Adnan Al-Kaissie walks in DQ Adnan threw the desert sand into hogans eyes The beatdown to hogan and duggan Sarge waved the Iraq flag! Then beat down Hogan with the Iraq flag! Sarge: "Were playing by a new set of RULES!" duggan wins via DQ still champion sgt slaughter Duggan hits Adnan with the 2x4 Hogan and Duggan waved the USA flag! Hogan spat on The Iraq flag Pose down!!