Thursday Night Incident Log

Chinese Thursday Dinner & A Movie

Film: Into The Sun (2005) Starring: Steven Seagal Status: Dylan Unloaded

JOE'S VIBE

100% Chilled Out 😎

HAROLD'S ORANGE CHICKEN

0/10 BIOHAZARD ☣️

DYLAN'S ANGER LEVEL

MAXIMUM (F***!) 🤬

AUDIO LOG LENGTH

1,777 SECONDS ⏱️

JOE

Joe's Perspective Satisfied

China Star • St. Peters, MO

🍜

"Actually, it was a really good time.
I had a mini race with the driver and I won by 2 seconds!"

Delivery Race Status: VICTORY -2.0s Lead

oct1ch1.jpg / oct1ch1.jpg Joe Won (-2s)

Delivery Driver Race Arrival

"Spicy chicken from China Star 38 Harvester Square, St Peters, MO.
It was hot but it could've been hotter!"

Spice Rating: 7/10 ⭐⭐⭐⭐☆ (4/5)

oct1ch2.jpg China Star • St. Peters

China Star Spicy Chicken

DYLAN

Dylan UNLOADS RAGE ACTIVE

Harold's Chop Suey • St. Louis, MO

Phase 1: Deceptive Calm

"Yeah uhhh I got.....
Harold's Chop Suey at 1122 Union Boulevard in St. Louis, MO
Seriously, the crab St.Paul was fine."

oct1ch4.jpg Crab St. Paul: Fine ✅

The Acceptable Crab St. Paul Sandwich

F***

Phase 2: Food Devastation

"BUT WHAT THE FUCK?
that orange chicken
Fuck this place lol
THE WORST! THE FUCKING WORST
FUCK YOU HAROLD!"

oct1ch3.jpg THE WORST 0/10

Harold's Abysmal Orange Chicken

Phase 3: Cinematic Annihilation

"Dylan: "And this movie was FUCKING TERRIBLE!"
FUCK THIS SHIT! FUCK! FUCK!"

Target of Wrath: Into The Sun (2005) starring Steven Seagal

MP3 COVER ART 2005 RELEASE

INTO THE SUN

STEVEN SEAGAL • 1,777 SECONDS

intothesun.mp3

Official Audio Commentary Log

Into The Sun (2005) Commentary & Incident Audio

Full runtime audio log: 1,777 Seconds (29m 37s) featuring dinner reactions & film review. FILE: intothesun.mp3

CLICK PLAY TO START MP3 AUDIO & SYNTH SPECTRUM

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Culinary Location Breakdown

China Star

38 Harvester Square, St Peters, MO

JOE'S PICK

Featured Item: Spicy Chicken.
Verdict: Hot, but could have been hotter. Overall good time + 2 sec delivery driver race win.

Harold's Chop Suey

1122 Union Boulevard, St. Louis, MO

DYLAN'S PICK

Item 1: Crab St. Paul Sandwich — "Fine."
Item 2: Orange Chicken — "THE FUCKING WORST. FUCK YOU HAROLD!"

Dylan's Quote Soundboard

Click any sound pad to trigger synthesized audio quotes & rage sound effects!