Crush: Hey, brah! It's Kona Crush,
here to tell you about da best Hawaii fried rice in da world.
Listen here BRUDDA it's from China Express in Bridgeton, Missouri.
Oh Yeah BRUDDA ya thinkin dat
I wuld say Hawaii nah BRUDDA it's in Bridgeton!

Da rice is perfectly cooked, the shrimp are fresh and juicy,
and the pineapples were gud to!
And the sauce BRUDDA let me tell ya bout it
BRUDDA it was oh-so-delicious.
It's the perfect combination of sweet and savory.

I guarantee you BRUDDA!
Dat once you try the Hawaii fried rice from
China Express in Bridgeton, Missouri,
you'll never go back to any other Hawaii fried rice again BRUDDA!
ALOHA!