FIRST EVER EPISODE OF SHOTGUN SATURDAY NIGHT Bob Backlund yelled at thecrowd says what is this? Its a disgrace and shotgun saturday night should be banned. It did have a funny Vince intro Todd pettingill said the crowd cant believe this the nuns mother smucker So it was the godwins vs the flying nuns In a ljn ring A holy shit chant vince goes holy cow I swear it looks like 30 people were there Petingill with Hillbilly jim Jim said he didnt know what to say about the flyin nuns A goto hell chant starts And vince said in his fake Vince laugh "Yes we are live everyone HAHAHAHA!" Brother Love and the flying nuns THE NUN bowed to brother love A commercial for the relic A bizarre little ceasers commercial so this match went on forever A ECW chant broke out at that moment it dawned on me..... So this was Vince's answer to ECW????? So after forever it seemed Brother Love used a book and the flying nuns win Brother Love said "take a look around I see sin and two more divine and heavenly bodies and virgin bodies and however they shall be known as sisters of love!" BTW The flying nuns were the headbangers Rocky Mavia Goldust in the VIP room Bob backlund asked wheres your mother Starburst fruit twists were awesome Goldust vs Sultan Pettingill tried to interview bob backlund Goldust worked hard in this match A fatu chant So backlund is running around A nwo chant A fatu sucks chant We want Dustin chant How many times can Vince say 1...2 and noooo The finish sultan had goldust in the camel clutch but Marlena removes her top Wow lol so the 30 people go wild Sunny was SOOOOO jealous Sunny hinted and says next week she will show the world her sex tape Crush vs Ahmed Johnson Ahmed takes down Crush in very awkward manner Imagine this Ahmed jumped from the dance floor into the ring Clerance Mason asks where does the NOD Go from here crush has been used and the NOD will take over the wwf Dlo interfered and it ends in a DQ the nation beat down Ahmed and clobbered ahmed with a chair Goldust ahmed and phinnes brawl to the outside on 56th street Ahmed absolutely kills a jobber on Top of a car I assume it was Howard Finkle's car??? Sonic 3D blast was a FAILURE Jackie Chang's first strike looked like shit Mascrasera sagrada vs mini vader Cornette and Mini Vader at a bus station Mini Vader want to piss Sunny danced the mascradera instead of the Macarena Vince did the Vince FAKE LAUGH HAAHAHAHAHA Cornette shoots on mini vader Yes a commercial for point break Vince after every move these two little people do Vince KEPT SAYING unbelievable Mascareda sagerada won BTW Cornette challenged masdrgreda so cornette trips over mini vader and they rip off cornettes clothes off Wow a commercial for Rio Lobo Dok hendrix promoted a house show Sunny danced on the table Wow this show SUCKED I give it a 0