Pat McAfee: "Football is amazing.
Alright, Superstar...
The Super Bowl is upon us!
It's da Philadelphia Eagles versus..
DAAA CHEEEEIIIFFFSS....
Far dah heavyweight championship of dah NFL!
Who ya got, Superstar?"
Superstar Billy Graham: "Pat, my brother..
Dis ain't no bodybuilding contest
but it's a battle of titans.
Da Eagles, they're a force of nature.
Dat Hurts kid, he's amazing!
Astonishing uhhh just.. incredible...
But Mahomes... ah, Mahomes is a magician.
He is like invisible, invincible uhh..
Unbeatable!"


Pat: "You're right, Superstar.
Da Chiefs, dey're the comeback kings.
But da Eagles, they're built like a brick shithouse!
Dat offensive line, dey could pancake a mountain.
And der defense, dey're hungry!"
Superstar: "Hungry?
They're ravenous, my brother!
Like a pack of lions on the hunt.
But Mahomes, he's got that killer instinct. He'll find a way.
Dis ain't gonna be pretty.
It's gonna be a slugfest.
Awww it's like.. Uhhhh...
When I faced Dusty in dat bull rope match."


Pat: "I think you're right, Billy.
I see a back and forth brawl.
High scoring affair.
I'm leaning towards da Eagles..
But like yew said...
Mahomes always finds a way to make magic happen!"
Superstar: "Mark my words, my brother...
Dis one's gonna go down to da wire.
It's gonna be a classic.
Da crowd, is gonna be on their feet the whole damn time, my brother!"


Pat: "Dat's what I'm talking about!
Dey won't be able to sit DAHN!
Pure entertainment.
May the best team win..
But more importantly..
Da fans will enjoy every second of dis spectacle!"
Superstar: "Amen to that, brother.
Now let's get pumped!
Superstar Super Bowl Sunday!"


Pat: "YEAH!
Alright Superstar, let's talk snacks.
DA WHOULE WURLD wants to Knu...
Wut are da snacks at da Graham house?
Superstar: "Ah, Pat, you know I gotta have my classics.
Wings, of course, smothered in dat fiery red sauce.
Some greasy nachos, loaded high.
And don't forget the dips.
Guac, queso, the whole nine yards!"


Pat: "Yew know it!
But Superstar, I gotta ask...
Wut bout the salsa?"
Superstar: "Awww Pat, you gotta try my wife Valerie's salsa.
Awww it's the best.
Hotter than da MSG crowd.
Hotter than a habanero, but oh so damn delicious, my brother!"


Pat: "Whoa, hold on there, Billy!
Valerie's salsa, huh?
Sounds like I need to get an invitation to the Graham Super Bowl party.
Superstar: "You're always welcome, Pat. Just bring your appetite, my brother!"


Pat: "Deal!
Now, let's get back to the game.
Who you got, Superstar?"
Superstar: "Like I said, it's a toss up.
But something tells me...
Kansas City!
Dat Mahomes is gonna pull a rabbit out of his hat.
He's got that magic, ya know?"


Pat: "DAAAAA CHEEEEIIIFFFSS!
We'll see, Superstar.
We'll see.
Dis gonna be one for the ages!"
Superstar: "It will be epic.
Uhh legendary.
Uhh spectacular!"