BTW tonight's show was a rerun from a few weeks ago....
I just never reviewed it...

UWF ON ESPN CLASSIC JAN 25TH

SHOW #1

Col. Debeers vs. Ricky Atoki
elbows to Ricky
headbutt to Ricky's gut
Ricky throws Colonel into the turnbuckle
dropkick to colonel 1,2 kickout
State of emergency (DDT) to Ricky
1,2,3 WINNER: COLONEL DEBEERS
Commercial

Here comes Don Muraco!
Don Muraco vs. Terry Cooley
Bruno sounds like he's on the phone his audio is cutting in and out!
elbows to Terry
WORST back body drop ever!!!!
Flying body press to Terry 1,2,3 WINNER: DON MURACO
(Damn that match was short it was 1 and a half minutes)

Commercial

B. Brain Blair W/ honey Bee also with Captain Lou vs. Louie Spocoli

(BTW where in the hell is the Iron Sheik to cut a promo UWF would be 1000 times better if they got the Sheik)
shoulder block to Louie
suplex to Louie
elbows to Louie
slam to Louie
several punches to Louie
power slam to Louie
Blair puts on the scorpion (it's a sharpshooter) to Louie and Louie submits
WINNER VIA SUBMISSION: B. BRAIN BLAIR

Commercial

For this match it looks like it was in a different arena of some sort and
well it's a jobber vs jobber get out the whiskey!
JR James W/ Bobby Rogers vs. Dynamite David Perry
The match starts off with the worst punches ever...
JR slams David
Craig Degeorges says Bobby Rogers is Buddy Rogers grandson
Bruno:"They (other wrestling companies) wont let other younger talent get a shot only in the UWF!"
being told Captain Lou is going to be on commentary I guess not LOL
belly to belly suplex to JR
super kick to JR 1,2,3 WINNER: DAVID PERRY

commercial

Ivan Koloff vs. Wild Thing Steve Ray
(BTW for those don't know what Steve Ray looks like he looks like Owen Wilson)
WORST dropkick ever to Ivan or as Bruno calls him I-VAN
hip toss to Ivan or...I-VAN
Ivan bites Steve lol
Steve gets his foot caught in the rope
dropkick to Ivan
clothesline to Ivan
suplex to Ivan 1,2 Ivan kicks out
cross body from the top to Ivan 1,2 Ivan reverses it 1,2,3 WINNER: IVAN KOLOFF
Wow that was a rushed finish



SHOW #2

opening (WORST EVER BTW)

Paul Orndorff vs. Rick Atoki
shoulder block To Ricky
Ricky gets hit our of the ring
dropkick to Ricky
suplex to Ricky
1,2,NO Paul picks him up
elbows to Ricky
pliedriver to Ricky
1,2,3 WINNER: PAUL ORNDORFF
Wait here comes Steve Williams
they have a stare down!
Herb Abrams whose doing commentary says "Steve, Orndorff is no Davey Meltzer!"
Steve then throws the referee out of the ring and then leaves...
Commercial

Billy Jack Haynes vs. Spitball Patterson
arm bar to Spitball
uppercut to Billy
elbows to Billy
suplex to Spitball
Full nelson to Spitball
WINNER VIA SUBMISSION: BILLY JACK HAYNES

commercial

Captain Lou's' corner Lou puts over UWF's wrestling and young talent
then here comes Brain Blair he starts off his promo wit buzzzzzzz OK....
then says he going after Dan Spivey and how he is going to out wrestle him
Then ends his promo with a buzzing sound effect
Commercial

Killer B Brain Blair vs. 'Dangerous' Dan Spivey
The look on Dan's face looks like he just saw 1 night in Chyna LOL!
Dan chokes Blair in the ropes
bear hug to Blair
(Dan spivey's mullet is the WORST SPEAKING OF Mullets get the wrestlecrap book of lists for more mullet info)
Blair finally gets out
punches to Spivey
Spivey chokes Blair
backdrop to Spivey
Commercial

abdominal stretch to Spivey
neck breaker to Blair
elbow drop from the top to Blair
they go outside the ring
DOUBLE COUNT OUT!!!!!
Brain Blair is busted open somehow....
Then a Dr. Death Steve Williams promo
on how the world is turning and how he came to LA and he is going to win a championship and LA means championships like the Raiders and 49ers
someone inform Steve Williams the 49ers are in San Fransisco that's San Fransisco is not in LA!!!
end of show....
wait they show the opening again got to make people go out happy I guess...



OVERALL: What can I say every match besides jobber matches ends in a clusterfuck, wow now today was brutal I watched TNA which was 2 hours
it felt like it was 4 hours and then I watched this yeah.... anyways the JR James David Perry match sucked bad, it was horrible...
Well as I reported last night/morning on 1-18 UWF got a 0.7 it almost in TNA range! BTW on the opening of these shows I know it's bad, but Iam starting to like it or even love it!



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