This one was a PAIN to make.
This STOPPED a BlendTec blender THREE TIMES!
Ingredients:
Handful of frozen pomegranate kernels.
1 cup of blueberries
handful of strawberries (BTW from a bald white guy's backyard)
1/2 banana
1 Yoplait Original French Vanilla Yogurt 6oz
REVIEW: Took 25 minutes to make I had to get a spaghetti mixer to mix it!
The hardest smoothie I've ever made. And after all that it was too much banana.
BUT I will say uhhhhh **3 quarters STARS.
Bryan Alvarez: "I don't like bananas anymore after this!
I will NEVER EAT ONE AGAIN!"
Dave Meltzer: "After all the work to make this...
THE Banana put itself over others here.
Just a selfish act.
It was just like the way Dusty won the bunkhouse matches."
I can't lie. This one was awesome.
Ingredients:
1/2 Banana
un corred pineaple ring
1 oz of coconut water
REVIEW: "I really like this one actually this maybe better than the infamous red bull one.
Like for real this maybe the best one. ***** STARS"
Dave Meltzer "It doens't get five stars with me.
Because if you drink this in the morning you want energy thats why the red bull is needed."
Another one I liked the look of but the taste.... Eh
Ingredients:
Handful of frozen Dragon Fruit
1/2 banana
5 slices of pineapples
1 cup of almond milk
REVIEW: The banana always over powers everything.
BUT It does look good. *** STARS
Bryan Alvarez: "It might look good but it's like the diva era of wrestling."
Dave Meltzer: "Dragon Fruit worked better as the Honolulu queen!"
OK next up was one of my favorites.
Maybe the best praised one ever.
Ingredients:
1/2 pre cut pineapple
1 banana
1/2 orange
1 can of yellow Red Bull
The taste was AMAZING! ***** STARS
Dave Meltzer: "If this was in Japan I'd give it 7 stars."
I did this for the 90's Band 'The Cranberries'
2 cups cranberry juice
1/2 banana
2 cups blue berries
REVIEW: "This maybe the most bizarre in the sense you could taste ALL THREE Flavors!
It maybe the most bizarre smoothie... It was good... ***1/2 STARS
Bryan Alvarez: "Why cranberrie? This isn't Thanksgiving!"
Dave Meltzer: "This was bizarre just like The Fiend. And was embarrassing just like The Fiend."
Ok since I did cut myself while slicing the orange I figured...
I'd do the same thing BUT instead add mango.
Ingredients:
1/2 package of pre cut pineapple
1 banana
1/2 container of pre sliced mango
1 can of yellow Red Bull.
REVIEW: You know what not as good, good... Buuuuttt
I'd say ****1/2 STARS
Bryan Alvarez: "If he wasn't so reckless with the knive he would NOT have made this!"
This one is in my fave five!
Do people still say that?
Ingredients:
1/2 pre cut un cored pineapple
1/2 banana
handful of frozen peaches
2 Oikos Blended Plain vanila Yogurt 5.3 oz
REVIEW: "This maybe the most creamy smoothie ever!
I liked it alot I'd say **** STARS!"
Bryan Alvarez: "The Yogurt was NOT a fat yogurt. I want a NON Fat one!"
Dave Meltzer: "It was creamy. I'll give it that. That's all I give it."
Ingredients:
1 cup almond milk
1 cup kiwi
1/2 banana
2 cups strawberry
Well unlike Kiwi the wrestler this doesn't make your hair stand up!
REVIEW: It had too much kiwi. Other than that pretty good ***1/2 STARS
Bryan Alvarez: "This was just like WCW 2000 SO BAD! MINUS FIVE STARS!"
Dave Meltzer: "Nobody wants to have kiwi to over power anything.
I don't understand why is Kiwi going over?"
Ingredients:
3/4 of a banana
1 package of pre cut pineaplle
2 packets of frozen acai
Hmmm intresting.....
REVIEW: "I could really taste the banana and the acai thats it tho
sooooooooo I'd say **3/4 STARS"
Dave Meltzer: "Acai sounds like a wrestler in New Japan.
Too bad this smoothie didn't work like wrestler in New Japan.
Ingredients:
3/4 of a banana
1 uncorred pineapple
3/4 of a Red Bull Energy Drink Sugar Free 8.4 fl oz
"WOW!
Maybe one of my best. For real I'd say ***** STARS!"
Bryan Alvarez: "This was GOOD BUT BUT It should have sugar in it!"
Dave Meltzer: "Joe is such a mark for himself this was ok AND NOT one of the best."
ORANGE DREAM!
Ingredients:
3/4 of a banana
1 uncorred pineapple
Adrenaline Shoc Energy Drink, Orange Freeze 16 oz
OK the Adrenaline Shoc orange freeze tastes just like an orange dreamsicle.
This was awesome. If you make this you gotta make a lot because it's so good!
I would say ***** STARS!"
Bryan Alvarez: "Why does Joe have a banana pineapple fetsih?"
Dave Meltzer: "It maybe good tasting but how awful is that energy drink for you?
Might at well put rain water in in."
How about a punch?
Ingredients:
3/4 of a banana
1 uncorred pineapple
1/2 can of Vess Fruit Punch
"Tasted so good! Wow I didn't think it would be so good **** STARS!"
Bryan Alvarez: "This was NOT healthy! Fruit Punch is Terrible!
This punch just like Miz's punches. AWFUL!"
Dave Meltzer: "If want to see a punch I'll watch a Toshiaki Kawada match. Thank you."
THE FIVE WAY!
Ingredients:
1/2 of a banana
1/2 of a uncorred pineapple
1/2 of a avocado
5 blue berries
3/4 of a can of coconut water
"This was like a Chili five way. I think Gary Cohen would like this one.
We all know Gary hates the Skyline chilli 5 way.
But back at the topic at hand. You could hardly taste the banana and avocado so thats good.
I'd give it like **1/2 STARS!"
Bryan Alvarez: "Just like Steak N Shake Joe will be out of buisness soon."
Dave Meltzer: "Five way? No way this is five stars. Not even a star. More like DUD!"