This is the best selling beverage in China!
I gotta send this review to the idiot...
Too bad he's in jail =(
The #1 Iced Coffee in Japan!
I'll review that too!
I'd figure to review this:
If you have read the "Joe's Smoothies" page
This review is for you:
ShankyMania is runnin' wild.... BROTHER!
Here's a Shanky comic:
Yes a review of SummerSlam:
It was an OK show.. Two good matches and the rest was.... yeah....
Soooo about the lies that Hogan tells...
I think the biggest lie Hogan has ever told...
was the "sucide attempt"
thus resulting into this fake news headline.
Also another fake scene from "Finding Hulk Hogan"
was the scene with the "Doctor"
Hogan: "Yeah man I gotta get in the ring for the maniacs DUDE!"
Doctor: "I would like it if you didn't.."
Hogan: "Listen here BROTHER!"
Yeah so I did some digging...
And According to my research...
While working as an accountant, Shanky's friends usually refer to him as The Great Khali (because of his height)
and most often said that the job of an accountant doesn't suits to his physical height.
This provoked Shanky to know about The Great Khali and about professional wrestling!
And guess who trained Shanky???? THE GREAT KHALI!
This is like El Gigante training Khali!
Soooo lets hope Shanky gets a HUGE push!
Sooooo Here's some fake news:
Here's a new game I want to play...
I'm going to Billy Jack song lyrics.
There's talk on the street man it sounded so familiar.
They said it's about Great expectations man.
I asked why man yeah they told me everybody's watching you VINCE!
People you meet they say that's YOU!
Even your old friends treat you like you're something new man.
I asked who is Johnny come lately.
I said who in the fuck is The new kid in town?
Everybody loves you?
So don't let them down man
Where you been lately man?
I said who in the fuck is the new kid in town?
Everybody loves him don't they? Right vince?
And he's holding her...
I ask Why in the fuck is he still around man...
Yes Joe's Soap has finally launched!
List of Joe's Soap users:
Former NASCAR driver Robert Richardson.
NASCAR Xfinity Series driver and owner Tommy Joe Martins.
NASCAR Xfinity Series car owner of the 36, 90, 91 and 92 cars Mario Gosselin.
And Sportscar Champion Tomy Drissi.
I'm working on getting more people on board! STAY TUNED!
UPON FURTHER REVIEW:
I will say the 1995 version of "Mortal Kombat" was better.
I'm still confused.
It was entertaining. I'd give it uhhhhhhhh.
Lets say 3.25 stars.
It was for sure WAAAY better than Annihilation.
Soooo The first one..
OK I think the first one is better than the 2021 version.
It was more entertaining.
Yes the 2021 version looked better.
BUT the 1995 one was more about Mortal Kombat.
the 2021 tried to be a real movie.
Of course I had to watch Annihilation!
OMFG this movie SUCKED!
Like Neil Breen levels.
The 2021 version kicks this in the ASS!
So Over on Joe's Variety Hour we reviewed the 2021 version.
Sooo I figure to review the 1962 version.
I will say this the 1962 version was more entertaining.
Sure the special effects were bad BUT I enjoyed this more.
This movie had more comedy than the 2021 version.
If anyone were to ask me which one to watch I'd say the 1962 version.
Big Show vs Great Khali from Backlash 2008
A let's go big show chant rang out.
The crowd was into this.
Khali pushed big show show pushed back.
JBL: THIS IS SOMETHIN OUTTA JURASSIC PARK MAGGLE!
Both exchanged punches and headbutts.
Khali clotheslined show.
A you can't wrestle chant at khali.
BRYAN ALVAREZ: I DON'T LIKE KHALI'S WORKRATE!
Khali with elbows in the corner to show.
And clotheslined show out of the ring.
Khali with a submission
lol this maybe the only time I've seen him do one.
Show tried to slam khali and khali fell on him.
Dave Meltzer: Now Show is trying to be Hogan.
Khali with a nerve hold.
And the famous khali brain chop.
Show slammed khali!
Lol it's like slamming a refrigerator.
Big show actually got khali up and choke slammed khali for the win!
I'm sure Meltzer killed this match.
OVERALL: Entertaining enough 3.25 Out of 5 Stars.
This was a classic B-Movie!
This maybe the first ever cult film.
BTW What looks worse the monster from "Creeping Terror" or The Fiend?
It was a terrible movie but it was entertaining.
And yes it had production levels you would see on "Fun Friday"
Soooo I Watched a movie....
If it was comapared to anything it was more like a short film.
NO actually it was more like a film you would make for your final project for a class.
I don't even know if I can rate it because well it was just a movie...
For real it was some movie they made I assume it was a direct to DVD movie?
After being pushed out of a plane flying above an ocean
a former CIA operative survives the fall, then goes under cover in a Mexican drug ring to exact retribution.
Thats the whole freaking movie. Well I took notes on it.
In my review I gave you my exact stream of consciousness.
In 2021 We are going to do something we've never done before on this site...
No it isn't making money. It's Review movies!
When I'm reviwing these movies I'm typing it on my phone as I'm watching it.
So I'm giving you my reaction along with wrestling refrecnes thrown in!
Speaking of wrestling. I hardly watch any current WWE these days but I've been watching movies!
Yeah they are bad movies, but guess what those are the best to review.
And here's the first one.
When a contract killer (Steven Seagal) encounters a girl (How many times)
the girl on the run from a dangerous, politically connected mob boss (how many times)
And our second movie review is a CLASSIC
Well it's a classic in the sense it was from 1957
It's BAD. And I don't know if it's Good Bad or BAD BAD.
like Absolution was Good Bad like funny bad...
This is on the line ya know?
The movie is "From hell it came"
Atomic researchers flee from a tribal prince, back from the dead as a walking tree stump.
Yeah so here's the recap.
Oh Boy our next movie is "Code of Honor"
An FBI agent pursues his former mentor who's waging a one-man war against criminals.
This movie is freaking nuts.
At first I thought oh well this is vey Charles Bronson like.
Then I actually got into the movie and Laffed and Laffed.
THEN the last 20 minutes was like uhhhhhhhhh
I think Kevin Sullivan and Road Dogg booked the finish
Sullivan and Road Dogg BTW book the worst finishes ever in wrestling BTW
Anyways with 20 minutes left in the movie turn off the movie.
Up to that fucking point it was an enjoyable movie.
Wellll Here's my review! Enjoy!
Here's our posts from the year 2020:
I need bigelow's theme damn it!
Long time AWA announcer Roger Kent was on commentary.
Superstar was impressed at Bigelow's tattoos.
Kent said Bigelow's head looks like a map of back roads.
No Oliver Humperdink here. Oliver was prolly buying weed somewhere.
Andre kinda fell over choking bigelow
Roger Kent said Andre's grand father was 7'8 is that true?
Superstar Billy Graham said Bigelow was the patoluma arm wrestling champion.
Andre hit bigelow with a stiff chop.
Andre did the old trapped in the ropes spot.
Andre gave Bigelow a bear hug. Bigelow sold and sold.
Andre may have been the only person in wrestling that bear hugged bigelow.
Bigleow was so wide and who else would have the wing span to do that to him?
Andre hit some bad kicks and won with a bad looking boot.
Andre choked bigelow after the match.
Out came Jim Duggan. Andre no sold Duggan and Andre attempted to run away. Haha
OVERALL **** STARS
Andre The Giant vs King Kong Bundy
This was from 1985
Jimmy Hart managed Bundy.
I liked the Hart Bundy pairing.
Captain Lou managed Andre.
I'm sure Andre drank with Lou
I can see Andre thinking Andre is annoying.
The crowd was super into this.
Andre choked and chopped Bundy crowd popped huge.
Andre grabbed buddy's leg and kicked Bundy while giving him the finger lol
Andre sold and sold got up went for a suplex then decided to go for an arm bar.
Wow Andre then turned it into a leg scissors. Impressive.
Bundy finally got out of the submission then was chopped put out the ring.
It looked bad Bundy landed right on his hip.
Andre did another arm bar Bundy got out and did some impressive forearms.
Andre did some big shoulder blocks along with a big boot Bundy fell like a tree!
Big john studd ran in.
Bundy punched Lou Andre broke a chair and the heels ran away.
Bundy was DQ'd OK... that makes total sense because you don't want to pin Bundy.
Why? Because this is 85 and Bundy is going to face Hogan at wrestlemania
AND you can't pin Andre obviously.
Now a days they pin guys left and right and nobody gets over.
OVERALL: ***1/2 STARS
Remember back in the day on the site this was the section of the homepage where I had polls?
Welll I'm bringing it back... Brace yourself...
To quote Billy Jack Haynes' Uncle Ray "Prove it. Prove it. Prove it."
It's a new section of the homepage where I have to prove it!
Morgan Shepherd finally won!
Timmy hill was up high and had a huge run.
I was low coming out of the tri oval.
so coming into the start finish line I threw a huge block.
It caused a massive pileup after the checkered flew.
That would NEVER EVER happen in real life.
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