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Website intro I "New Jersey is in dire need of a hero. Paul Morad does not count!" - Joe Laracuente "When people used to ask me what my favorite beer was, I used to say 'I don't know, the fifth one?'" - Taylor Folgel "I wish I could go back in time and give somebody a condom." - Kevin Morgan on his ex-girlfrined "If he can lift a car, he should have testicles the size of beach balls." - Joe Laracuente on Superman "Maybe I am cheap. I had my identity stolen and my credit rating actually went up." - Mr. Owensbey "That's right Terry Gordy's dead!" - Edge to Michael Hayes "Your mom doesn't need child support, now give me a beer - Shane Gast as a father "Unless you are a superhero, vampire or Ian Green, you should never wear a cape in public." - Joe Laracuente on capes "I am wearing my new cologne today, it's called Midnight at the Bus Station." - Joe Laracuente "Let me tell you something about eating cat food... if you're doing it on a bet, get the money up front." - Joe Laracuente on cat food "If you are going to take a bullet, the first step is to not take it in the head." - Jeff White "If you're going through a toll booth on a date, you're probably being kidnapped." - Joe Laracuente "Oh good, a Power Point presentation. That means you've taken your stupidity and put it on the wall." - Joe Laracuente on Power Point "It's the Quality that matters not the quanity" - Mr. Weith on well heheheh "He would need a micro-scope" - Dr. Souffle on Kevin Morgan's uhhh well you know "Stimmerman does drugs!" - Fidel Hernandez to Mr. Stimmerman "Dan Evans defies the laws of physics by sucking and blowing at the same time!" - Joe Laracuente on the Joe Laracuente Show describeing Dan Evans "Take the cupcake out of your mouth fatass, and give me an answer!" - Stuart Myler to Sean Kurth "I'm the only macho man in the WWF, Chico!" - Razor Ramon, July 1993 "Kick him when he's down, he's easier to reach." - Joe Laracuente on fighting "Dan Evans is like Pig Pen!" - Dan Carlise on Dan Evans
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Saturday Website Intro I
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About Joe intro
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"If Sean Kurth had a cologne, it would smell like mayonnaise."
- Joe Laracuente
"The McRibb is the deadbeat dad of the fast food restaurant. It comes around every 6 months and you're supposed to be excited about it."
- Shane Gast
"I like Triple X" - Natalie Norman talking about Triple H
"Hot pockets come in packs of two so that there is one to eat and one to be in the freezer when you move." - John Laracuente on hot pockets
"John Weldon Elementray I'll see you on Monday" - Dylan Fetish
"They call them selfs the 'Dream Team" - Mr. Gettermeir on the Dream Team
"If Miss Revis didn't suck we would know this" - Shane Johnson
"Thats a talent too!" - Dr. Hrdlicka on Slam Lucas being #3 in Kazaiskstan
"A lot of white women get nervous when I talk to them because they think it means they're getting fat." - Alton Davis on the dating scene.
"You Can't see me!" - John Cena to Joe Laracuente
"Go ahead my fat ass doesn't need it!" - Mr. Parker giving me cookies
"Dog is sweet, why is that a big deal?" - Dr. Hrdlicka on eating dog
"How do you doctor video with an ipod? I think you mean phototshop, you genius!"- Mike Teenay about editing videos
"Watch out he's from Jennings!" - Mr. Breen warning people about me
"I don't know, I forget over the few months" - Mr. Breen teaching Beach Drift
"Like, Cowabunga?" - Shane Gast on Cow dating
"Yeah, she's ugly!" Brain Commer on his girlfriend
"I don't goto IHOP when I'm sober!" - Dr. Hrdlicka
"The only thing I smoke is ham!" - Phil from 6th hour
"Do Wha?" - "Chris Masters" on the Master Lock
"You put the man in Manchestor" - Chirs Masters to a lesbeain in Manchestor, NH
"Clearly you can see it's the same Dorito's it's a diffrent bag!" - Zach Kling
"Is there a half Mile High club, i know I joined that one!" - Kevin Morgan
"There's nothing worse than barfing on make-a-wish kids."
- Mr. Dreyer
"They can prance, and they can dance, but when it comes to relations... South, keep it in your pants." - Joe Laracuente on Ft. Zumwalt South
News, Info and Stats A portal to the world of Internet info...Independent reporting....
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Notice how this page is like it was in 2005?......
dylan fetish on andy
All Hail Kirk Shelmerdine.........or else......
We will not end the nightmare, we'll only explain it - because this is... The Doorstop Nation
No judge. No jury. No appeals. No deals.
Think about it and then ask yourself, do you live here, in this country, in this world, or do you live instead in The Doorstop Nation?
This pic was one of the first of me, and was on Kirk Shelmerdine's old website...
Kirk Shelmerdine ruled the NASCAR world
Annnd Muhammed Hassan was still in the WWE...Good times.......
On to The Joe Office, yes some things have changed over the years, but this is pretty much the same....
Yes I'm a rebel or a hardass (ouuuuu Hardasssss.....)
Legends.....I know I say legends alot, these guys are the best!
Groteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
How could we forget the OFFFICAL DRINK of doorstopnation.com from 2004-2006?!
Or how about me with a doorstop, yes a actual doorstop on this site!
How about the OFFICAL CAR OF DOORSTOPNATION.COM!!!
SPEEEEAAAKING OF SHANE.... Remember that lunker he caught at Fountain Lakes...
The man who came up with the name doorstopnation...
The infamous race....(Which I won BTW)
Good Ol' Glose And his Ice Cream Sandwiches.......
Remember The Segment Shooting With Kling? Well Here's Kling
That Evil son of a gun Sills Killing Puppies in Hell!
Hot as Hell
The man the myth the legend one of the reasons why the site is here today:
Remember Alton Davis? Hell Yeah From the LEGENDARY ALTON DAVIS PRANK CALLS:
How about when Frohoff's old Camry went over 130mph!
Here I was on a Train! I was going to Parts Unknown!!
Remember When Gas was this price?
Remember The What I think about artciles? Heres a one...
What I think about pizza:
Allright people I really like pizza, I like good crust so therefore I'm going to rate the best pizza chains!
1) Papa John's
2) Domino's
3) Pizza Hut
4) Little Ceasers*
*= There's onnnnly one left That I know of, I remember that, back in the day there was many I miss them!
Now the local pizza places:
1)Foxs Pizza Den Rr 4 Box 1555, Mifflintown, PA Tel: (717) 436-8248
2)Cecil Whittakers Pizza 2418 W Clay St. St Charles (636) 723-0300
3)Imos Pizza 2260 1st Capitol Dr (636) 946-5040
4)Piazza Deli & Pizzeria 1312 Highway D - (636) 398-3354
Here's some Job interview tips from me (Joe Laracuente) try them out you will land the job and the girl of your dreams! LOL
1 "Is that a photo of your daughter? Wow, she looks like she'd really be fun in the sack!"
2 "Hey, Good guys in the WWE have a mental disorder."
3 "My hero is Ric Flair!"
4 "I really want this job, and if you don't hire me, I swear I'll kill you and everyone you love."
5 "I despise everything your company stands for, but you've got the best health insurance coverage for syphilitic crack-hos." (try at Hollister)
Time for a NEW Segment: Jim Ross's Famous Calls
JR during the Revolutionary War:
"DAMN IT TO HELL, THAT DAMNED BENEDICT ARNOLD. HE SCREWED THE COLONIES OVER!!!!"
"AND NOW HE AND CORNWALLIS ARE STOMPING A MUDHOLE IN THE COLONISTS!!!!"
"DAMN IT, KING!!! WHY BENEDICT, WHY????!!!!"
"HE SOLD HIS SOUL TO THE DEVIL!"
(George Washington's-or Stone Cold's music hits)
"G-DUBYA!!!! G-DUBYA!!! G-DUBYA!!!!"
"BUSINESS HAS PICKED UP, KING!!!! A KICK TO THE FACE OF CORNWALLIS!"
"DAMN IT, ARNOLD WITH THE CHAIR SHOT!!!! AND WASHINGTON IS UP!!!!"
"HE'S STOMPING A MUDHOLE IN ARNOLD'S ASS AND WALKING IT DRY!!!!"
Terra: No
Joe laracuente: What do you think of Kirk Shelmerdine?
Terra: who’s that?
Joe laracuente: Terra, don’t do this!
Terra: Don’t do what?
Joe laracuente: What Wood turns you on the most?
Terra: Pine!
Joe laracuente: ohh c’mon say cherry!
Terra: Ok Cherry
Joe laracuente.: Thank you for taking the time to talk to me
Terra: You're welcome!
The Snoopy As a chef cartoons controversy began on Febuary 1st 2006, depicted the Snoopy as a chef, were published in the Kansas City newspaper Kansas City Star on Febuary 1, 2006. The newspaper explained that this publication was a contribution to debate regarding criticism of Snoopy and self-censorship.
In response, Missouri/Kansas Peanuts organizations held public protests and spread knowledge of the publication. As the controversy grew, examples of the cartoons were reprinted in newspapers in more than fifty other countries, which led to both peaceful and violent protests as well as deadly rioting, particularly in the Muslim world.
Critics of the cartoons describe them as homophobic and argue that they are blasphemous to Peanuts fans.
Supporters of the cartoons claim they illustrate an important issue Snoopy as a chef is a legitimate exercise of the right of free speech.
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