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Welcome to Joe's Smoothies!
Here are some I have made and you may try if you DARE!
BUT for real some were really good.
I never thought I would blog about this....
But here we are!
Of course Meltzer and Alvarez have to comment.



First lets start off with a classic this is Orange soda and vanilla Ice cream.
Ingredients:
1 can of Vess Whistle orange soda
Prairie Farms Vanilla Ice Cream, 16 oz
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REVIEW: It wasn't bad. I'd give it *** STARS
Bryan Alvarez: "This is something I can get a 50s diner not a smoothie place!"
Dave Meltzer: "This was a lazy effort and this wasn't a smootie!"


Next was Starwberries and whipped cream.
Ingredients:
Prairie Farms Heavy Whipping Cream, Half Pint
half container of Strawberries
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REVIEW: I think I put too much whipped cream in it ** STARS
Dave Meltzer: "This wasn't a healthy smoothie!"


I used to goto Costco all the time and always stopped to get the berry smoothie.
So I'm like ok I gotta make my own.
Ingredients:
1/2 cup of blueberries
1/2 cup of strawberries
1/2 cup of ice
1/2 cup of nonfat yogurt
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REVIEW: While it was good I think I added too much ice.
I'd say ** STARS
Dave Meltzer: "He tried to rip it off and he didn't succed!"
Bryan Alvarez: "This was a poor attempt! Costco should sue!"


OK next up was one of my favorites.
Maybe the best praised one ever.
Ingredients:
1/2 pre cut pineapple 1 banana
1/2 orange
1 can of yellow Red Bull
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REVIEW: Maybe my best one yet the orange was a pain to cut!
The taste was AMAZING! ***** STARS
Dave Meltzer: "If this was in Japan I'd give it 7 stars."


Ok since I did cut myself while slicing the orange I figured...
I'd do the same thing BUT instead add mango.
Ingredients:
1/2 pre cut pineapple
1 banana
1/2 container of pre sliced mango
1 can of yellow Red Bull.
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REVIEW: You know what not as good, good... Buuuuttt
I'd say ****1/2 STARS
Bryan Alvarez: "If he wasn't so reckless with the knive he would NOT have made this!"


I am not a coffee guy. Like not my thing OK...
BUT I went to Dierbergs and this REALLY hawt girl was like...
You want a voucher for Kitu Super Coffee Caramel I'm like SURE!
So I tried it.. It was OK then I thought it needs... Chocolate!
Ingredients:
2 bottles of KITU Super Coffee Caramel 12 oz
1 sweet obsession chocolate bar.
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REVIEW: ****3/4 STARS
Bryan Alvarez: "Joe is a male chauvinist pig and it offends me!"
Dave Meltzer: "If that girl wasn't attractive he would've NEVER used the super coffee!"


My next and last one was the WORST one.
Yeah I figured to make lemonade.
I don't know it was OK I suppose.
Ingredients:
1 Whole Apple skin in all
1/2 lemon skin in all
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REVIEW: 0 STARS
Bryan Alvarez: "THIS WAS MINUS FIVE STARS!"
Dave Meltzer: "This was a DUD. How was this supposed to be lemonade."