picture of the day

Welcome to Joe's Smoothies!
Here are some I have made and you may try if you DARE!
BUT for real some were really good.
I never thought I would blog about this....
But here we are!
Of course Meltzer and Alvarez have to comment.

First lets start off with a classic this is Orange soda and vanilla Ice cream.
1 can of Vess Whistle orange soda
Prairie Farms Vanilla Ice Cream, 16 oz picture of the day

REVIEW: It wasn't bad. I'd give it *** STARS
Bryan Alvarez: "This is something I can get a 50s diner not a smoothie place!"
Dave Meltzer: "This was a lazy effort and this wasn't a smootie!"

Next was Starwberries and whipped cream.
Prairie Farms Heavy Whipping Cream, Half Pint
half container of Strawberries picture of the day

REVIEW: I think I put too much whipped cream in it ** STARS
Dave Meltzer: "This wasn't a healthy smoothie!"

I used to goto Costco all the time and always stopped to get the berry smoothie.
So I'm like ok I gotta make my own.
1/2 cup of blueberries
1/2 cup of strawberries
1/2 cup of ice
1/2 cup of nonfat yogurt picture of the day

REVIEW: While it was good I think I added too much ice.
I'd say ** STARS
Dave Meltzer: "He tried to rip it off and he didn't succed!"
Bryan Alvarez: "This was a poor attempt! Costco should sue!"

OK next up was one of my favorites.
Maybe the best praised one ever.
1/2 pre cut pineapple 1 banana
1/2 orange
1 can of yellow Red Bull picture of the day

REVIEW: Maybe my best one yet the orange was a pain to cut!
The taste was AMAZING! ***** STARS
Dave Meltzer: "If this was in Japan I'd give it 7 stars."

Ok since I did cut myself while slicing the orange I figured...
I'd do the same thing BUT instead add mango.
1/2 pre cut pineapple
1 banana
1/2 container of pre sliced mango
1 can of yellow Red Bull. picture of the day

REVIEW: You know what not as good, good... Buuuuttt
I'd say ****1/2 STARS
Bryan Alvarez: "If he wasn't so reckless with the knive he would NOT have made this!"

I am not a coffee guy. Like not my thing OK...
BUT I went to Dierbergs and this REALLY hawt girl was like...
You want a voucher for Kitu Super Coffee Caramel I'm like SURE!
So I tried it.. It was OK then I thought it needs... Chocolate!
2 bottles of KITU Super Coffee Caramel 12 oz
1 sweet obsession chocolate bar. picture of the day

Bryan Alvarez: "Joe is a male chauvinist pig and it offends me!"
Dave Meltzer: "If that girl wasn't attractive he would've NEVER used the super coffee!"

My next and last one was the WORST one.
Yeah I figured to make lemonade.
I don't know it was OK I suppose.
1 Whole Apple skin in all
1/2 lemon skin in all picture of the day

Dave Meltzer: "This was a DUD. How was this supposed to be lemonade."