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Me: No more Ric Flair show :'( 3:00 AM
Japoss2000: Why? 3:04 AM
Me: I think either Conrad turned heel on him or Flair got fired again he no showed the last 2 weeks. 3:43 AM
Me: HOLLYWOOD CONRAD 3:44 AM
Me: Conrad and Bruce on Survivor Series '90 Conrad and Bruce argue that the first survivor series was a middle finger at crockett. 3:58 AM
Me: Bruce says the reason Rick Rude left in 90 was he tired of Warrior. 4:11 AM
Me: Vince's favorite holiday is Thanksgiving. 4:15 AM
Me: Bruce hated the sole survivor gimmick. 4:20 AM
Me: Bruce confirms Bill Edy having a heart condition. 4:28 AM
Me: Vince would draw on hair for a poster. 4:38 AM
Me: Like Hogan not to say Hogan's bald ;) also Vince would edit things to make Hogan not look bald not to say he's bald. 4:39 AM
Me: Dusty called the infamous hat "nice little top hat it be da eagle claw hat." 5:03 AM
Me: Bruce says hes never heard the idea or story about Bad News Brown being champion. 5:10 AM
Me: And the Hogan Helmet was Hogan's idea. 5:10 AM
Me: Conrad gets mad at Bruce he wont get a name for Hogan's helmet Bruce calls it the Fist Fucker #FistFucker 5:12 AM
Me: Haha Conrad laughs at Greg The hammer half assing the rhythm and blues gimmick. 5:14 AM
Me: At first Vince wasn't impressed or not interested with mark callaway. 5:17 AM
Me: Bruce talks about Undertaker and having a hand in the gimmick Conrad goes "What else you wanna take credit for?!" 5:33 AM
Me: Koko was mad at Undertaker's tombstone. 5:33 AM
Me: Conrad says Undertaker says he never forgave Hogan over the infamous tombstone. Undertaker had heat with Hogan in '02 and over Hogan alleged fake neck injury. 5:35 AM
Me: No surprise hogan's house shows drew better. Warrior was jealous according to Bruce. 5:47 AM
Me: Bruce hated the Warrior purple title and the yellow title. 5:49 AM
Me: Of course Vince thought the gooker was hilarious 7:16 AM
Me: And bruce kills the rumors of anyone else in the egg. 7:17 AM

 

 

Me: Going to listen to the Bruce Pritchard podcast. 4:00 AM
Me: Conrad is Bruce Pritchard's co-host 4:01 AM
Me: Conrad has harsh words for Meltzer and Bruce shits on Meltzer. 4:03 AM
Me: It's the whole whether If Bruce knew about the screwjob dude its 19 years ago! 4:04 AM
Me: Bruce shits all over Meltzer and Mitchell. Again these are men in there 50's and 60's bickering about a wrestling event 19 YEARS AGO! 4:06 AM
Me: Pritchard calls Bruce Mitchell a jackoff. Pritchard buries Meltzer again. Bruce says theres a reason the best wrestler award is called the Ric Flair award. 4:12 AM
Me: Prichard says the government set up Vince AND paid off Phil Donahue and Geraldo to spin the story on TV against Vince 4:22 AM

 

 


Me: So in wwe2k17 savage went against Dusty and Meltzer gave it 5 stars! 8:46 PM
Japoss2000: Meltzer; uh why would i do that? 8:57 PM
Me: On the same card Cena beat Baron Corbin in a last man standing match Meltzer said it was 3 stars "good but not good enough" 10:19 PM
Me: I want a Hogan podcast! 3:00 AM
Me: Conrad and Bruce on Dusty in WWF 3:59 AM
Me: Bruce says Dusty's ego cost him his WWWF run back in the late 70's early 80's 4:02 AM
Me: Vince sent Bruce to Tampa to meet with Dusty to shoot the Infamous common man promos 4:05 AM
Me: BTW not a rib 4:07 AM
Me: BTW Virgil wasn't a rib on Dusty 4:07 AM
Me: Bruce thought Dusty thought he was a ass kicker babyface and he wasn't it 4:12 AM
Me: Vince: ya know I see him in Polka dots! GIANT YELLOW POLKA DOTS! 4:21 AM
Me: Bruce: HTM had not only heat in the ring but in the lockerroom but he loved it! 4:24 AM
Me: Pat Patterson hated Dusty vs Savage 4:28 AM
Me: Dusty's reaction: "Thats like sumbudeh goien up to ah babe ruth and tellin hem how to play ball daddeh." 4:32 AM
Me: Sweet Sapphire = common woman Dusty = common man 4:34 AM
Me: Bruce says the reason why Dusty left the wwf was because of ego. 4:46 AM
Me: Dusty hated pants 4:50 AM
Me: Dusty: "I'm the second most recognizable athlete second to ONLY Muhammad Ali!" 4:55 AM

Me: On WWE2k17 Harambe just beat Lesnar and Meltzer gave it 1 star! 6:45 PM
Japoss2000: Uhhhh why didnt he just give him a banana 6:56 PM
Me: Undertaker ran in after the rematch was over! 7:03 PM
Me: In the rematch 7:03 PM
Japoss2000: Meltzer: "lesnar went up against harambe, who was the better worker of the two" 7:19 PM
Me: Meltzer praised the rematch 7:34 PM
Me: Harambe came in at #28 in the rumble and was thrown out by Kevin Owens and Owens was cheered! Fucken Smart marks. 8:23 PM
Me: Meltzer: When Hogan came put you could hear the audience groan. 3:00 AM
Me: Btw Tony Hawk is NOT dead. 3:46 AM
Me: Bruce and Conrad on the mega powers 3:57 AM
Me: Woaw Bruce put over HTM 4:07 AM
Me: Haha according to Bruce the people who helped Vince with distribution of coliseum video was a porn company! 4:26 AM
Me: Bruce says Akeem was not a rib. 4:38 AM
Me: Bruce said Hogan getting hit by Savage's title in the infamous beatdown at liz's bedside Hogan did NOT get a concussion! 4:45 AM
Me: Bruce says Savage had a staph infection on his elbow during the wrestlemania 5 match. 5:06 AM
Me: Bruce says Hogan in the TV dark match in 90 Hogan was OVER and Warrior wasn't. 5:12 AM
Me: Conrad was mad over Hogan handing Warrior the title. 5:14 AM
Me: Bruce says Savage wanted to do commentary 5:19 AM
Me: Bruce says Savage got a half a million dollar contract to do commentary. And of course the Savage Stephanie rumor isn't true. 5:20 AM
Me: Bruce says he doesn't know why Savage and WWE never got back together. 5:22 AM
Japoss2000: Who told u tony hawk was dead? I didnt hear anything 10:57 AM
Me: He is NOT dead. Contrary to internet rumors. 3:39 PM
Me: Who in the fuck is franden? 4:21 PM
Japoss2000: Contrary to internet rumors from 2012 5:07 PM
Me: I'm going to download the AWA International Heavyweight Championship! 6:26 PM
Me: And the Southern Tag titles 6:32 PM
Japoss2000: That sounds like fun 6:33 PM

Me: Harambe is taking over he won the title thanks to Reigns. 3:00 AM
Me: Bruce and Conrad on Sunny! 4:00 AM
Me: Vince wanted to call Sunny Tamara Murphy and was real high on Sunny when she first came in! 4:09 AM
Me: Of course Vince was high on Stephanie Wyain no surprise. 4:14 AM
Me: Of course Vince wanted Candido and Sunny to be babyface superhero cheerleaders! 4:16 AM
Me: Conrad and Bruce bicker over Meltzer like a married couple. 4:19 AM
Me: Conrad and Bruce bicker back and forth over Tom Prichard getting a makeover to look like Skip whether it was a rib or not. 4:28 AM
Me: Vince said Sunny will be the female Hulk Hogan! 4:34 AM
Japoss2000: A blond trainwreck? 4:35 AM
Me: Hahaha Good one! Hahaha 4:37 AM
Me: Bruce compares Ron Simmons to Farooq to Casicus Clay to Mohammed Ali. 4:50 AM
Me: Sunny said Shawn fucked her in 96 in the locker room, broom closet, production truck and Vince thought it was COOL! 4:54 AM
Me: Vince would clear out the locker room so Shawn could fuck Sunny. So you think Vince watched? 4:58 AM
Me: Vince is such a fucking moron. HAHAHA Sunny cheated on Candido with Shawn and Vince gave Sunny and Shawn a Free trip to Jamaica! 5:01 AM
Japoss2000: Thats cus he was probably lindas "boy toy" on the side 5:02 AM
Japoss2000: & no i dont think he watched. Vince would rather get off by watching "freakazoids" work out 5:02 AM
Me: You know what it may not surprise me. Vince is sooo DUMB! Shawn liked to behind Sunny over the mirror Sunny wrote this in her book Vince knew that too! 5:03 AM
Me: Btw Bruce confirms all this. 5:04 AM
Me: Sunny and Shawn came back from Jamaica with pictures and Vince wanted to see them and showed the boys Vince thought it was COOL! 5:05 AM
Me: Vince is SO FUCKING DUMB! 5:07 AM
Me: Eventually Vince had 3 locker rooms one for Men Women and SUNNY and let Bret was pissed and Shawn would fuck Sunny in the room Vince again thought this was COOL! 5:22 AM
Me: Vince is fucking RETARDED! 5:22 AM
Me: Vince let Sunny have her expense account for Sunny JR asked may I ask why are you spending $90 for breakfast everyday? Vince was like oh no let her do it! COOL! 5:26 AM
Me: Bruce says it would fair to call Sunny a whore. 5:28 AM
Me: Shawn gave Sunny her first drink first pill and broker her heart :'( 5:35 AM
Me: Sunny became the Mexican pill mule! 5:35 AM
Me: Bruce says Sunny was jealous of Sable! Sunny says shes the girl next door you take to meet mom and Sable was a whore at a hotel paid per hour. 5:40 AM
Me: Sunny was beaten up by Luna and Vince was pissed at Luna but Sunny started the shit. 5:43 AM
Me: Sable was getting over. Sunny and Sable had heat So Vince was like ok lets take her off the road and put her in the OFFICE! 5:49 AM
Me: Shawn did a promo where he grabbed Sunny's tits and said holding two titles is great but these two are GREAT! Vince thought it was FUNNY! 5:53 AM
Japoss2000: Imagine if sunny & shawns Jamaican pictures were just mundane tourist pictures, like them at scenics vistas & stuff 6:02 AM
Me: JR asked sunny to get help Sunny blamed Sable and LOD 2000 for her problems. 6:07 AM
Me: Sunny started to miss some shows and JR was like uhhh and eventually Linda Mcmahon had to step in. 6:07 AM
Me: Linda released Sunny and Sunny blames Sable. 6:08 AM
Me: Bruce says Sunny used WWE's american express card $30,000 to $170,000 per month and Vince said it was COOL! 6:10 AM
Me: VINCE IS THE DUMBEST PERSON EVER! 6:12 AM
Me: So Sunny goes to ECW and gets fucked up 6:13 AM
Me: And Sunny goes to WCW and Bischoff caught her with pill and fired her on the spot. 6:14 AM
Me: Bischoff didn't play with Sunny and Sunny was mad. 6:14 AM
Me: So Candido dies and TNA didnt sent Candido his last check but they sent Sunny a HAM! 6:16 AM
Me: Yes a condolences HAM 6:19 AM
Me: Candido and Sunny were ribbed/bullied by the Kliq on a European tour and Sunny was pulled from a tour. 6:25 AM
Me: So get this Sunny wanted to live with Shawn who is married and Shawn said no broke up with her and Shawn and 123 kid SHIT in Sunny's food and bags. 6:27 AM
Me: And Shawn sexually harassed Sunny Vince was like oh ok COOL! 6:29 AM
Me: Vince thought the Fondle me Elmo was THE GREATEST THING EVER! Get this Todd Pettingill had an Elmo suit! VINCE THOUGHT IT WAS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER! 6:31 AM
Me: Sunny takes credit for the name Triple H 6:46 AM
Me: Paul Bearer HATED Sunny! 6:48 AM
Me: Paul and Sunny got in a pinching fight with sunny 7:12 AM
Me: So bruce and conrad watched the Sunny porn TOGETHER! 7:16 AM
Me: AND SUNNY SHIT DOING ANAL IN THE MOVIE! 7:16 AM
Me: Sunny puts over being a Skype Cam girl saying she makes more PISSING ON CAMERA than being WWE 7:21 AM
Me: Conrad asks whats Sunny's legacy pooping in porn pissing on camera or being in WWE 7:21 AM
Me: Bruce says Sunny is NOT a good person! 7:22 AM
Me: Conrad hopes for the best for Sunny btw this Episode was OVER 3 HOURS! 7:24 AM
Japoss2000: What else did bruce & conrad do together? 12:11 PM
Japoss2000: Btw im not kidding here, fondle me elmo was the real beginning of the attitude era 12:25 PM
Japoss2000: Btw saw this movie poster in an agusta theatre 12:31 PM
Me: #BoyToy 7:03 PM
Japoss2000: #sexybooooooooyyy 7:03 PM
Me: Damn this whole Sunny Shawn Vince thing is like the dumbest shit ever. 7:12 PM
Japoss2000: #iagree 7:56 PM
Japoss2000: Ive never understood it for the life of me either, cus at all other times vince seems to always have been in charge with his company & ran a tight ship, except that period where he let the clique run riot in his company 7:58 PM
Me: Vince is such a moron sometimes what the fuck was he thinking? 8:02 PM
Me: Like he's border line retarded with the love for Shawn and Sunny. 8:07 PM
Japoss2000: Shawn had to be lindas gigolo. Thats the only explanation that makes sense 8:08 PM
Me: Ok why was Vince in love with Sunny? Or maybe Shawn was Vince's boytoy if ya know what I mean.... And I think that ya do ;) 8:15 PM
Japoss2000: I think he was lindas 8:26 PM
Me: I don't think so. It makes no sense. 8:34 PM
Me: That makes zero sense actually. 8:35 PM
Me: You check your email? 3:00 AM
Japoss2000: BWA HA HA HA HA HA 3:08 AM
Me: I was personally nauseated. 3:45 AM

 

 

 


Me: It's Q&A with Bruce and Conrad! 3:56 AM
Me: Btw Flair called in AGAIN 3:59 AM
Me: Scotch ginger ale no Ice was Lord Alfred's drink. 4:12 AM
Me: Bruce says the worst gimmick when he was in WWE was Friar Ferguson! 4:16 AM
Me: Bruce's Savage's impression HAHAHA 4:18 AM
Me: Warrior broke Bruce's neck! 4:26 AM
Me: Vince HATES Wargames! 4:27 AM
Me: One time someone in '95 wwf ribbed Jerry Jarrett and Jerry called the cops. 4:32 AM
Me: Vince one time melted down while doing commentary because Bruce and Kevin Dunn were trying to get him To show a promo package and screamed in front of the crowd 4:40 AM
Me: Vince didn't think Warrior Hogan at wm6 was a success 4:55 AM
Me: Vince wanted to be off of TV so write me out I'm dead. Kill me off. And Bruce goes what if you come back? Vince goes They'll forget! 4:57 AM
Me: Bruce put over Jenna Jameson. Vince wasn't impressed with Jenna Jameson and thought she looked liked a pornstar! HAHAHA 5:14 AM
Me: Bruce doesn't know whether if Gino Hernandez was Paul Bosch's son 5:31 AM
Me: Wwe's ladders are worked special ordered from ladder companies. 5:46 AM
Me: The original idea to be the higher power was supposed to be Christopher Daniels then Vince took one look at him and said NO! 5:50 AM
Me: Bruce buries ICO PRO 5:57 AM
Me: Vince just came up with the Pat vs Gerry in an evening gown match and thought the chopy chopy pee pee thing was the greatest thing ever! 5:59 AM
Me: Vince: HA HA HA VAL VENIS DO YOU HAVE A PENIS THIS IS GREAT! 6:00 AM
Me: Ha Vince is so fucking retarded. Vince sitting in a creative meeting and yelling out "LETS CUT HIS DICK OFF!" 6:04 AM



Me: This whole john grazino thing I know nothing about. 3:00 AM
Japoss2000: Think positive brother 3:00 AM
Me: This whole Gawker and Len Denton thing I know nothing about. 3:43 AM
Me: Remember the spot on the Stooges when they had the magician that put the woman in the box "ill fire the magic shot and the little lady will disappear." 5:09 AM
Me: .....Well that spot happened on days of our lives yesterday. 5:09 AM
Japoss2000: Wow a hundred year old magic trick 5:11 AM
Japoss2000: So stoned right now 5:11 AM
Japoss2000: Feels so good 5:11 AM
Me: Haha yeah the bad guy escaped from the morgue and held a magic show and did the stooges spot. Meltzer: UHHH HOW DID HE SCHEDULE A MAGIC SHOW WHEN DEAD? 5:12 AM
Japoss2000: Uh THAT MAGIC SHOT IS BUISNESS EXPOSING! ITS AN OBVIOUS SIGNAL TO THE LADY IN THE BOX 5:18 AM
Me: Meltzer: OH THAT MAGIC SHOT SPOT IS KILLING THE BUSINESS! 5:34 AM

Me: I never knew Nick was a good DJ! 4:00 AM
Japoss2000: Hogan is a fuckin disgrace 4:01 AM
Me: So is Flair 4:09 AM

Frank: Rubs to get over. 7:11 PM
Me: Just watched days of our lives 10:25 PM
Frank: That two laptops, two guns spot was awesome. 10:26 PM
Me: Haha it was haha that was good 10:26 PM
Me: Meltzer: UHH WHY WOULDNT HE JUST SHOOT HIM? 10:27 PM


Me: #ReallyRaisedTheBar 3:00 AM
Japoss2000: #hooterstimesten #margaritaville timesten #yourmyniggadawg 3:18 AM
Me: Interviewer: so what do you think of Mr. cashman? Hogan: oh he's a great Ni-uhh guy. 3:47 AM

Japoss2000: I dunno but they have 8:50 PM
Japoss2000: Ok my turn for elvis song parody 8:54 PM
Japoss2000: Dayton is a place where tommy plays hes gonna beat kamata in a brutal way 8:55 PM
Japoss2000: Dayton is in montgomety county Daytons where the superstar put out a bounty 8:56 PM
Japoss2000: So take a look at what you do (oh no) cus someday it be yalls face too 8:57 PM


Me: Check your email 10:25 PM
Japoss2000: I think im scarred for life after watching that big show/larinitis shit 4:49 AM
Me: #JohnnyImSorry 4:49 AM
Me: I apologize for making fun of your voice 6:23 PM
Japoss2000: Please johnny no 6:43 PM
Me: Big show I wish you the best in your future endeavors and show your fired. 7:04 PM
Japoss2000: :'( 7:13 PM
Me: #JohnnyPleaseJohnny 3:00 AM

Frank: Happy Birthday Joe! 8:23 PM
Me: I wang Ziggler dead. 9:00 PM
Me: I WANT ZIGGLER DEAD FOR MY BIRTHDAY PRESENT 9:00 PM
Frank: A hit on Ziggler for your bday. 9:08 PM


Frank: Happy Mizgiving. 3:43 PM
Me: Ha ha hell yeah 3:43 PM
Frank: The Miz is the sh%t! 3:44 PM
Me: I know! 3:55 PM
Me: #MizWorld 3:56 PM
Frank: Just because I read a Raw recap last night....oh, Vince thinks I still care. 11:10 PM

Me: Overheard a guy shooting on his wife on the phone & said "Everything you do is for the club. 
The club tells you what to do. You are always free with the club!" 4:22 AM
Me: Frank: "Joe... THE CLUB! THE CLUB JOE GALLOWS AND ANDERSON! THE CLUUBB!" 4:22 AM
Frank: That's what I'd say 5:21 AM
Me: #DoANYthingForTheClub 5:24 AM
Frank: #AlwaysFreeWithTheClub 5:34 AM
Me: #NoOneIsSafe 5:37 AM

Frank: Just read the WikiHow on How to date a stripper. 7:09 AM
Me: I have read that before along with how to date a pornstar! 9:07 AM
Frank: I'll have to check that out. 9:25 AM
Frank: Who here was reading August Ames twitter earlier today ?? 7:00 PM
Me: Haha very good. 7:23 PM
Me: Watching tna! 9:19 PM
Me: So far Billy Cogan has been on screen in 5 segments! 9:58 PM
Frank: All you can eat CORGAN 10:13 PM
Me: Hahah wtf 10:13 PM

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