"If you? got 21... I got 22 you want to play blackjack,? I got two of those too" - Jake Roberts
"Well if it isn't the clan known as NNNNNNNNN" - John Cena
"What you marks get? ZERO!" - Honky Tonk Man
"Oh my new name is seven by the way" - Dustin Rhodes
"They broke my mans back right about now!" - Flavor Flav
"How many careers has chief Jay strongbow ruined?" - Honky Tonk Man
"Don't boo me you should be booing yourself!" - R-Truth
"Just Push it!" - Kamala
"You see they ain't got no Home training!" - R-Truth
"Get in the Impact zone, dude!" - Hulk Hogan
"Whoo Whoo Whoo You know it!" - Zack Ryder
"Remember Uncle Ray I was going to be your little elvis!" - Billy Jack Haynes
"Camera man get you're ass back up here!" - Jake Roberts
"Tell him you're Steve Austin!" - Elizabeth Flair
"I'm a bare knuckle fightin champion!" - Wade Barrett
"The law of attractions says youll get through brother" - Hulk Hogan
"Oh man right here!" - Booker T
"It was one of dose" - Ron Simmons
"Aw the bizzare One, Gawld daaaaast!" - Vince Mcmahon
"I think I could fill 4 hours with the Raiders and Hulk Hogan alone!" - Jason Smith
"I hate the f'n wind!" - Linda Hogan
"Thank You! Thank you! Thank you!" - John Kelly
"On the Cups? GAAAAH! - R-Truth
"You're going down!" - John McBain
"BOOM BRING IT ON MAN!" - Billy Jack Haynes
"Doorstopnation on it's feet!" - Steve Luvender
"First your gonna have to get though Bahhtistahhh" - Vince Mcmahon
"Faster than a buck biggest thing to hit Canada because the Maple Leafs Suck!" - The Rock
"I bet Tony Raines wonders what doorstopnation is!" - Joe Laracuente
"You want pictures don't ya?" - Roddy Piper
"How can linda say that she hates the wind?" - Hulk Hogan
WANT!
Stremme: Good thing you didn't come last night 10:08 AM
Me: ha why is that? someone get Stremme'd 11:38 AM
Stremme: Stremme totaled his car 12:01 PM
Me: oh no I liked that car how did you do that? 12:19 PM
Stremme: Fell asleep behind the wheel. Classic mistake 12:19 PM
Me: wow where did you wreck at? 12:21 PM
Stremme: Clayton 1:03 PM
Me: wow Stremme..... was it coming back from the strip club? 1:11 PM
Stremme: Yes 1:11 PM
Dan: Just had someone ask me if you're autistic lol 7:28 PM
Me: seriously?! HAHAHA Who was it? 7:30 PM
Me: HAHAHAHAA OH MAH GAWD THATS AWESOME! 7:30 PM
Dan: Can't remember name. It's an older couple u talked to before. 7:30 PM
Me: Autism speaks 7:32 PM
Dan: Lol 7:34 PM
Me: go up to them & say joe is really into looking at boats 7:41 PM
Dan: They left 7:41 PM
Me: Damn! but thats awesome. You think girls think i have autism 7:43 PM
Dan: Lol dunno 7:44 PM
Me: Maybe I should go around saying i have autism 7:45 PM
Me: I was with Natalia Rossi from April-January #AutismSpeaks 8:53 PM
Me: Raiden is cool & funny #AutismSpeaks 10:14 PM
Dan: Fuck Raiden he's gay 10:15 PM
Me: Why does Shao Khan explode at the end everytime? #autismspeaks 10:23 PM
Dan: That's what she said 10:26 PM
Me: Dan top 5 I told everyone the autism story and this girl goes "Do you really have autism?" 12:44 PM
Dan: Lol 1:04 PM
Me: #autismspeaks 6:42 PM
Me: Dan & Lizz Tayler Me & Jenna Haze Jay & Carmella bing <---- really why? 8:02 PM
Dan: Lol 8:05 PM
Me: Rachel Starrr & Aleska Diamond are up & cumers too 8:22 PM
Japoss2000: Cus for the last 25 Years the cab of a truck has been my home 1:35 AM
Me: I was really looking forward to getting a grandfather clock, but I dunno 7:15 PM
Japoss2000: Have you been reading readers digest again? 7:48 PM
Me: HA Yep! I actually did @ work today no joke 8:03 PM
Japoss2000: Any memorable articles? Anything good in laughter the best medicine? 8:07 PM
Me: something about how Hogan survived Little Big Horn 8:52 PM
Japoss2000: Yeah mann i think i wrote that facken article 8:54 PM
Me: hogan rode his wide glide from montana to nyc 9:16 PM
Japoss2000: Hogan rode his segway from montana to nyc 9:29 PM
Me: Then Hogan legdropped Sitting Bull 9:36 PM
Japoss2000: But sitting bull kicked out cus papa Shango Was late getting to the ring 10:07 PM
Me: Monsoon: Papa Shango where is he going? 10:18 PM
Japoss2000: Joe laracuente: im sittin here drinkin mr Pibb, Lookin for Danica Patrick porn 10:48 PM
Me: joe l: had a real good run today gotta thank Bob Jenkins, taco bell, A&W and Jenna Haze! 10:55 PM
Japoss2000: Old message 11:07 PM
Me: joe l: i dunno i'm too tired havent ate anything besides twizlers in 2 days 11:17 PM
Japoss2000: So eat some facken packaged condoments 11:19 PM
Me: btw i think my Jenna Haze, candy & willie nelson life style is catching up to me i have been feeling very light headed 11:22 PM
Japoss2000: Switch to my beer & tacos one 11:23 PM
Me: instead of sex drugs & rock n roll you have kristen storms, boones farm and free bird 11:35 PM
Japoss2000: All so true 11:38 PM
Me: im a 21st century drifter 11:43 PM
Me: I'm just so tired I feel dizzy like hogan just gave me a big boot 12:50 PM
Japoss2000: Heres an idea GO TO SLEEP 12:52 PM
Me: Yeah i'm going to in a few damn jenna haze wont stop 12:54 PM
Japoss2000:go to sleep. Also stop sending emails while whackin off 8:55 PM
The BBQ trailer:
Why did they have to job WHY? Damn it? It's not fair for Flair!
WTF? I'm so pissed! I know it's been like 4 months but DAMN!
Me: #AustimAllstar 7:01 PM
Dan: Taking autism to new heights 7:02 PM
Summer is coming up Can't wait!
I know I haven't updated the site in a while I'm sorry then again Why am I saying sorry?
Who cares right?
Harley Race was the best king I do know that he was a true badass
I did get into a facebook war of words with the lovely Mike McGuirk!
Well the guy that sold BBQ out of his trailer jobbed out =(
He was awesome too bad I swear everything I mark for gets taken away
Me: i'm off to taco bell to get those dorito tacos you were having an orgasm over 5:59 PM
Dan: Nice 6:00 PM
Me: what do you have a boner for more the dorito's tacos or monica sweetheat 6:03 PM
Dan: Hahahahaha. On my birthday I had 6 6:41 PM
Me: guess who ate doritos tacos .... *brushes shoulder* 7:10 PM
Dan: Dude, aren't they AMAZING???!!! Hope they don't take them away. 7:11 PM
Me: yes they are! I ate 7 of them today! 7:14 PM
What can I say about the site? I don't know, nobody cares so whatever...
Fun Friday has been heating up be sure to check out that!
Shut your mouth and say Thank you Mister Nash!
Yeah I know I've been mentioning Kevin Nash alot lately but what can I do?
Should I not mention Kevin Nash? I have to I really I have to.
It's a rule on this site I must mention washed up wrestlers
Also a rule on this site that I must make a joke 0 people get
You know what F it here's rules to this site:
Drum roll please....
I must mention WWE
I must mention NASCAR
I must mention A obscure football player
I must mention One Life to Live/Days of our lives
I must post a country music song from the 60's-80's
I must mention John Conlee
I must mention going to Waffle House at 2AM
I must mention going to the Ghetto Wal Mart at 2AM
I must mention my legendary visit to HQ
I must mention girls
You get the point right? Yeah whatever...
I want a good burger you know I want a burger thats made in front of me ya know is it hard to ask?
I've been over to former St. Louis Cardinals Football coach Jim Hanifan's "It's a better Burger"
They got a good burger you know it's a good burger when you can really taste the meat
trust me I have had good burgers in my time
Damn I sound old, but I have been doing this site for a long time..... too long
You would figure by now I would be making money on it
I guess not... Whatever *sips Dr. Pepper*
What do you want to talk about?
I can go on and on about Kevin Nash or whatever....
I'll open the floor to email questions OK....
None...no emails people used to email me all the time...
either people don't email anymore or I'm really depressed and people don't want to talk to me
You know I'm depressed when you don't hear from me for a while
Then again I'm kinda depressed right now. I'm not looking for a sympathy but sometimes I just don't want this.
I wish I had someone else in charge *coughs* Justin Smith or Mr. Paul Fodde
That sounds good I'm going to put that on the facebook
So I guess you can say were hiring for vice president of the doorstop nation
I can't take it anymore. If anything going on here over two days a week just makes me real sad.
I need someone here who isnt depressed like me.
Someone who is like an Ex-Marine someone with a iron will
I have no will and shovel is is hoe (rod marinelli)
I have been feeling like Ol' Rod I mean I tried my best in 2011 I guess it wasn't good enough.
Very sad really behind the scenes of the doorstop nation I'm very saddend.
Rod tried his best to win a game in the 2008 season I tried so hard in 2011
Not fair really I dunno I can't even look on facebook anymore.
I just can't. I'm telling you like it is.
Brodus Clay's debut I don't know what to say really I don't...
One of the few times where I have been speechless.
I have always been a Viscera/Big Daddy V fan really I have.
Something about that guy I want to pay him just to show up at random places.
It's like Sid I want a Sid pager say your in line at Wal-Mart you page Sid he power pombs everyone in line.
Speaking of monster heels man I don't think anyone on earth is tougher than Vader.
Big Van Vader is and always be a legit badass. You do not mess with Vader.
I mean think about it's 1993 tell Vader that Hardee's is out of Root beer. Good luck.
Yes I do know that wrestling isnt real, but really I'm scared to death of Vader!
Vader needs to be in the Hall of Fame. Then again who would induct him?
Vader's WCW theme sounds like something you would hear in a run down smoky pool hall.
Well New year on us!<
2011 was a pretty awesome year but it also was bad. hmmmmmmmmmmmm...
Yeah I dunno spending three days in the hospital wasn't fun.....
Really tho I mean the depressed Joe is back, so you know what that means!
I'm not going to be online as much I just don't care like I used to
I can hear the site singing this song:
Sad really I used to be into the site and everything, but I can't anymore.. I just can't
It's just too sad, I know I'm depressed now.
Some say I may get out of this, I don't think so I have been more depressed than I have ever been.
Hell just yesterday I ate BBQ in a car by myself!
Speaking of BBQ this guy sells BBQ out of a trailer in the parking lot of Cigs for less pretty sweet..
Really tho Linda is liar, but it's entertainment I guess...
I mean what side are you on? I'm kinda taking Linda's side.
Why you ask Hogan does nothing to help his case in his 2nd case...
I mean if this was a court case Linda's story checks out... Damn Linda maybe right!
What the hell is this world coming to I'm taking Linda Hogan's side........
OK, I'm back for now few things I gotta say before I head out.
The passing of Dan Wheldon is one of the most saddest things I've ever seen in my life.
Really it was so bad I don't know if anyone reading this is religious or not, but I can say Dan is racing in the great race track in the sky.
I hope one day I can watch Dan Whledon race again.
Do people still use email? I check mine like once a week. Whatever.
Dan: Look at MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! 7:16 PM
Me: haha yeah look at me I got my pants off watching modern marvels bread 7:19 PM
Me: Aletta Ocean mmmmmmm #ohhhyeaaaaaah 9:07 PM
Dan: Eh, she's alright 9:08 PM
Me: im mentally challenged 9:15 PM
Dan: Missing chromosome 9:20 PM
Stremme right now: drinking a colt45 eating a triple baconator watching nurse Aletta ocean with 5 doctors NO JOKE!
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