"If you? got 21... I got 22 you want to play blackjack,? I got two of those too" - Jake Roberts
"Well if it isn't the clan known as NNNNNNNNN" - John Cena
"What you marks get? ZERO!" - Honky Tonk Man
"Oh my new name is seven by the way" - Dustin Rhodes
"They broke my mans back right about now!" - Flavor Flav
"How many careers has chief Jay strongbow ruined?" - Honky Tonk Man
"Don't boo me you should be booing yourself!" - R-Truth
"Just Push it!" - Kamala
"You see they ain't got no Home training!" - R-Truth
"Get in the Impact zone, dude!" - Hulk Hogan
"Whoo Whoo Whoo You know it!" - Zack Ryder
"Hollywood walk of fame? How about Hollywood walk of shame you should be under that!" - Billy Jack Haynes
"Camera man get you're ass back up here!" - Jake Roberts
"Tell him you're Steve Austin!" - Elizabeth Flair
"I'm a bare knuckle fightin champion!" - Wade Barrett
"The law of attractions says youll get through brother" - Hulk Hogan
"Oh man right here!" - Booker T
"It was one of dose" - Ron Simmons
"Aw the bizzare One, Gawld daaaaast!" - Vince Mcmahon
"I think I could fill 4 hours with the Raiders and Hulk Hogan alone!" - Jason Smith
"I hate the f'n wind!" - Linda Hogan
"Thank You! Thank you! Thank you!" - John Kelly
"On the Cups? GAAAAH! - R-Truth
"You're going down!" - John McBain
"BOOM BRING IT ON MAN!" - Billy Jack Haynes
"Doorstopnation on it's feet!" - Steve Luvender
"First your gonna have to get though Bahhtistahhh" - Vince Mcmahon
"Faster than a buck biggest thing to hit Canada because the Maple Leafs Suck!" - The Rock
"I bet Tony Raines wonders what doorstopnation is!" - Joe Laracuente
"You want pictures don't ya?" - Roddy Piper
"How can linda say that she hates the wind?" - Hulk Hogan
VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON
Shut your mouth and say Thank you Mister Nash!
Yeah I know I've been mentioning Kevin Nash alot lately but what can I do?
Should I not mention Kevin Nash? I have to I really I have to.
It's a rule on this site I must mention washed up wrestlers
Also a rule on this site that I must make a joke 0 people get
You know what F it here's rules to this site:
Drum roll please....
I must mention WWE
I must mention NASCAR
I must mention A obscure football player
I must mention One Life to Live/Days of our lives
I must post a country music song from the 60's-80's
I must mention John Conlee
I must mention going to Waffle House at 2AM
I must mention going to the Ghetto Wal Mart at 2AM
I must mention my legendary visit to HQ
I must mention girls
You get the point right? Yeah whatever...
I want a good burger you know I want a burger thats made in front of me ya know is it hard to ask?
I've been over to former St. Louis Cardinals Football coach Jim Hanifan's "It's a better Burger"
They got a good burger you know it's a good burger when you can really taste the meat
trust me I have had good burgers in my time
Damn I sound old, but I have been doing this site for a long time..... too long
You would figure by now I would be making money on it
I guess not... Whatever *sips Dr. Pepper*
What do you want to talk about?
I can go on and on about Kevin Nash or whatever....
I'll open the floor to email questions OK....
None...no emails people used to email me all the time...
either people don't email anymore or I'm really depressed and people don't want to talk to me
You know I'm depressed when you don't hear from me for a while
Then again I'm kinda depressed right now. I'm not looking for a sympathy but sometimes I just don't want this.
I wish I had someone else in charge *coughs* Justin Smith or Mr. Paul Fodde
That sounds good I'm going to put that on the facebook
So I guess you can say were hiring for vice president of the doorstop nation
I can't take it anymore. If anything going on here over two days a week just makes me real sad.
I need someone here who isnt depressed like me.
Someone who is like an Ex-Marine someone with a iron will
I have no will and shovel is is hoe (rod marinelli)
I have been feeling like Ol' Rod I mean I tried my best in 2011 I guess it wasn't good enough.
Very sad really behind the scenes of the doorstop nation I'm very saddend.
Rod tried his best to win a game in the 2008 season I tried so hard in 2011
Not fair really I dunno I can't even look on facebook anymore.
I just can't. I'm telling you like it is.
Brodus Clay's debut I don't know what to say really I don't...
One of the few times where I have been speechless.
I have always been a Viscera/Big Daddy V fan really I have.
Something about that guy I want to pay him just to show up at random places.
It's like Sid I want a Sid pager say your in line at Wal-Mart you page Sid he power pombs everyone in line.
Speaking of monster heels man I don't think anyone on earth is tougher than Vader.
Big Van Vader is and always be a legit badass. You do not mess with Vader.
I mean think about it's 1993 tell Vader that Hardee's is out of Root beer. Good luck.
Yes I do know that wrestling isnt real, but really I'm scared to death of Vader!
Vader needs to be in the Hall of Fame. Then again who would induct him?
Vader's WCW theme sounds like something you would hear in a run down smoky pool hall.
Well New year on us!<
2011 was a pretty awesome year but it also was bad. hmmmmmmmmmmmm...
Yeah I dunno spending three days in the hospital wasn't fun.....
Really tho I mean the depressed Joe is back, so you know what that means!
I'm not going to be online as much I just don't care like I used to
I can hear the site singing this song:
Sad really I used to be into the site and everything, but I can't anymore.. I just can't
It's just too sad, I know I'm depressed now.
Some say I may get out of this, I don't think so I have been more depressed than I have ever been.
Hell just yesterday I ate BBQ in a car by myself!
Speaking of BBQ this guy sells BBQ out of a trailer in the parking lot of Cigs for less pretty sweet..
Really tho Linda is liar, but it's entertainment I guess...
I mean what side are you on? I'm kinda taking Linda's side.
Why you ask Hogan does nothing to help his case in his 2nd case...
I mean if this was a court case Linda's story checks out... Damn Linda maybe right!
What the hell is this world coming to I'm taking Linda Hogan's side........
OK, I'm back for now few things I gotta say before I head out.
The passing of Dan Wheldon is one of the most saddest things I've ever seen in my life.
Really it was so bad I don't know if anyone reading this is religious or not, but I can say Dan is racing in the great race track in the sky.
I hope one day I can watch Dan Whledon race again.
Do people still use email? I check mine like once a week. Whatever.
I give credit to whomever made this:
Really tho ask everyone when was the last time you went to waffle house sober? I bet people will say they can't remember.
Billy Jack Haynes Mania has slowed down somewhat. I can't watch it everyday because sometimes it's too depressing.
Yeah recently I ate 6 blazin' from Buffalo Wild Wings. I kinda regret that decision.
Speaking of "The decision" Lebron may need to work for the doorstopnation. I heard the NBA is in bad shape.
Yeah call me crazy but lately I've had the narcissist lex luger's theme playing non-stop in my headphones lol
OK, I'm back from a few weeks off just a few things here:
Billy Jack Haynes is runing wild It's out of control here!
I think every phone conversation with Japoss2000 has to do with Billy Jack Haynes!
I heard there maybe a Simpsons channel? ARE YOU SERIOUS BRO?
Sad to hear Vidane Racing closed
Sad to hear Jason Smith is leaving All Night on ESPN radio
If I ever get on the radio I'm going to have a show like Jason's
Man I watched TNA last night the Sting Flair match was so bad how many blown spots were there?
TNA is WCW watered down.
I know I should be updating more I've been super busy with work and NASCAR and football and Twizzlers
The problem is these days people prefer to goto the same sites (Facebook, twitter wikipedia) so sites like mine goto the wayside.
I swear everyday I goto Lordsofpain I see Matt Hardy & Kurt Angle NewZ
I hope the Blues make the playoffs this year... I say that every year lol
OK, tho the Matt Hardy Angle NEWZ is out of hand it's crazy
I do enjoy a good Ric Flair joke.
Flair is such a joke it's sad/funny
Man I hate ads on youtube I can promise there won't be any of those annoying ads on here.
Thats like saying in gonan sell ad space on here hell I update the site once a month.
Well to be fair I update it everyday, and Fun Friday every Friday, but nobody cares.
Well some people care I wouldn't average 2,000 hits a week a lot of people goto this site.
This site is a like a adult store people goto it but they just don't admit.
I relly think Wade Barrett has the "it" factor he really could be the next top guy.
I really wish I didn't have to spend so much time on here.
There is nothing to do that's why I'm on here.
The internet really took over the media around 2000ish when T.V. died (Same year that the Simpson's died)
Yes the Simpsons died in 2000 the show these days is a joke it's insulting!
I have been really thinking about doing a Johnny Ace prank call
I'm back from being away from the computer for a week or so...
I'm going thru one of those phases of not caring again..
Maybe it's mild depression I don't know.
What I do know Fun Friday is heating up, but most don't care.
I really do think Fun Friday is very creative and funny, but whatever.
For those who live in Camberidge, MA the air times for "The Doorstopnation Live" are Mondays @ 9:30AM and Thursdays @ 3:30PM
Thanks to Grantland.com for this
In June 2009, Tiffany hired a moving company to retrieve her possessions from Fliehr's house.
She allegedly broke into the home using a shovel. In the process, she destroyed five "Flair Bear" stuffed animals and took 25.
Also taken from Fliehr's house were 12 action figures, two handguns, three robes, a ruby necklace, and Fliehr's dog.
One of the destroyed Flair Bears was found in a "lewd and lascivious" position in Fliehr's pool.
Yeah BTW if you just bored sitting around give the voicemail a call and I'll listen sometimes it's great entertainment!
I have gotten so many drunk voicemails over the years it's AWESOME trust me!
Man o man nobody calls me anymore.. I guess I'm ugly
I would like to credit these people before I get sued; jayski.com, motorsport.com, frontstrechphotos.com, wwe.com, kirkshelmerdine.com, ebay.com, motorsport.com, bobandtom.com and onlineworldofwrestling.com
For those wondering doorstopnation.com is NOT a business, we don't sell anything...
Doorstopnation.com is a "entertainment" site. BTW I use the term entertainment loosely.
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