Joe's Smoothies


Ingredients:
2 cups of water
1 crystal light packet
Joe's Smoothies

REVIEW:"It was ok I was hoping it would be more sour. ** STARS"
Bruce Mitchell: "Nao this wasn't as good as country time."
Wade Keller: "Oh wow Joe can make lemonade. What is he five?"


Korean Lemonade!
This was intresting.
I had to show it because it has to be seen:
Joe's Smoothies

Ingredients:
2 cups of water
1 packet of whatever that is
Joe's Smoothies

REVIEW:"It tasted very lemony. Almost like a ground up lemon.
I also tasted grass.
I'll give it **1/2 STARS"
Bruce Mitchell: "He shoullda asked Ric Flair to try dat.
I dunno wahy dey didn't.
Cuz member Flair was in Korea and fazed antonio inoki."
Wade Keller: "This was like the Shinya Hashimoto Scott Norton match."


Ingredients:
2 cups of Original calypso lemonade
5 frozen raspberries
Joe's Smoothies

REVIEW:"Uhh It was good. I would say kinda seedy. *** STARS"
Bruce Mitchell: "Uhh why do we hayve seeds in dere?"
Wade Keller: "This was good. The seeds made it real."


Ingredients:
2 cups of Original calypso lemonade
1 tsb of mango juice
Joe's Smoothies

REVIEW:"I shouldve put more mango. ** STARS"
Bruce Mitchell: "Uhh why wuz dere mango?
I didn't evun taste da mango."
Wade Keller: "Mango and lemons? Weird?"


Ingredients:
2 cups of Original calypso lemonade
1/4 of a tangerine
Joe's Smoothies

REVIEW:"Imagine orange juice lemonade **** STARS"
Bruce Mitchell: "Dere wuz waay too much pulp."
Wade Keller: "The pulp ruined what could have been a five star."




Ingredients:
2 cups of Original calypso lemonade
1 cup of apple sauce
Joe's Smoothies

REVIEW:"You know I thought it would suck BUT NOPE it was **** STARS"
Bruce Mitchell: "I dunno if anyone evur aked fur applule amd lemun.
And whut iz he doin with apple sauce?"
Wade Keller: "Not bad. Not bad at all."




Ingredients:
2 cups of Triple Melon Calypso Lemonade
6 pre cut watermelon cubes
Joe's Smoothies

REVIEW:"Ohhhh this was great first you tasted the lemonade then...
BOOM like an RKO the melon shows up! **** STARS!"
Bruce Mitchell: "Diz wuz loaded with sugar I mean it was a giant sugar cube."
Wade Keller: "Uhh I could see what he was trying for but it's still an F."




Ingredients:
2 cups of Island wave Calypso Lemonade
1/4 of a banana
Joe's Smoothies

REVIEW:"This was unlike anything I've ever made!
It was like the ocean with the briny foam on the shore. I give it ***1/2 STARS!"
Bruce Mitchell: "Oh Nao I would sauy it wuz lyke hand soap foam.
it wuz so foamy lyke it wuz just da wurst."
Wade Keller: "LemonFOAM! FOAM! SAD!"




Lemonade from JAPAN!
Ingredients:
1 one can of Whatever the F that is
Joe's Smoothies

Joe's Smoothies

REVIEW:"WHAT THE HELL? It was AWFUL!
It poured like jelly..... like... I swear to God...
IT LOOKED AND TASTED LIKE SNOT! MINUS **** STARS!"
Bruce Mitchell: "dis wuz a bad display by...
Joe he should be more open to the New Japan and All Japan."
Wade Keller: "It did look like jelly, but it wasn't all that bad."




Ingredients:
Unsweetened powdered blue raspberry lemonade Kool-Aid mix
2 cups of water
Joe's Smoothies

"OMG very tart... maybe I should've added sugar?
But uhhhh I'd give it *1/2 STAR!"
Bruce Mitchell: "Dis uh louked lyke it wuz Windex.
Shuld eye I caull poisen control afuter drikin dis?"
Wade Keller: "It may look like anti-freeze it needed sugar!"




Ingredients:
2 cups of Natalie's lemonade
1/4 of a pear
Joe's Smoothies

"Lemonade part was good. I could harldy taste the pear but overall it was good so I'll say *** STARS!"
Bruce Mitchell: "Dis Wuzent goud at aul I don't lyke parz so uhhh I'll say it wuz a dud fer me!"
Wade Keller: "Lemon part was good people hate pears so not bad..."




Ingredients:
2 cups of Minute Maid Pink Lemonade
6 watermelon pre cut cubes
Joe's Smoothies

"This was very good. At first you tasted the watermelon....
THEN BOOM the pink lemonade finish it was GREAT! **** STARS!"
Bruce Mitchell: "Dis wuz goud but da finish left a bad taste in mah mouf!"
Wade Keller: "I was like Minute maid really? Watermelon is so 50/50 sometimes."




Ingredients:
1 can of Vess Fruit punch
1 can of Del Monte Diced Mangos 15oz
1/2 lemon
Put in Freezer for 30 minutes (Optional)
Joe's Smoothies

"This was great! Very fruity couldn't taste the lemon tho I'll say **** STARS!"
Bruce Mitchell: "Lyke are u kidden me this aint lemonaide!"
Wade Keller: "Who wants mangos in fruit punch?"




Ingredients:
2 cups of bang lemon
1 pineapple ring
1/2 banana
Joe's Smoothies

"This was real good. You could really taste it all.
I would say you could taste the lemon at the end. ***1/2 STARS!"
Bruce Mitchell: "Lyke uhhhhh I dunno wut dus wuz supposed to be uhhh...
i think he wuz goen fer a fancy lemonade i didnt work tho."
Wade Keller: "How is this supposed to be lemonade?
Its ok but I'm not considering that lemonade."



Ingredients:
2 cups of bang purple haze
1/2 lemon
Joe's Smoothies

"DA HAZE!
DA purple haze has risen!
I did this in honor of jenna haze of course!
I hope shes doing well. She was the best HAHAHAA!
Anyways I liked this it had a refreshing aftertaste so ill say ***3/4 STARS!"
Bruce Mitchell: "So uhhhhhhh dis guy named a lemonade
and uhhhhhh had dis idea becuz of a porn star? Dis guy is like a pervert."
Wade Keller: "Not a bad combo. Ok but....
But I wouldn't let the world know you did this because of a porn star."