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Kevin Owens: "Everyone take notice im d nu Stone cold it's all over de internet take a look!"






Owens: "Yew see dat ahm d nu stone cold cuz reddit SAID SO!"




Conrad Thompson: "Hey Hey I'm Conrad Thompspn and this is the Mongo fundraiser! We're rasing beer money for Mongo C'mon!"


Conrad: "This is streaming live awn Ad Free shows and eye will be answerin' questions from fans on our ad free shows network!"


Conrad: "Oh and Well almost all of the Ad Free shows family is here... Ric had to take care of his family."


Eric Bischoff: "Lets be honest...Oh what you mean Conrad is he's at the bar."
Conrad: "UHH NAW NAW He uhhh ain't uhh Mongo tell em bout why were here today."


Steve Mongo McMichael: "Listen here guys were here I need some money for beer!"
Jeff Jarrett: "Yeah were gonna go to a liquor store and buy all the beer!"


Conrad: "DIS ad free show memmber asks Mongo who was the toughest team in the NFL?"


Mongo: "Ya know we played all the teams in football I was on dat 85 Bears team we won da whole kitten kabootle!"


Bischoff: "Uhh ConradI don't think thats an answer!"
Conrad: "Sure it is uhh ok Mongo who is the best football coach?"


Mongo: "Welll theres 32 coaches in da whole NFL and well I don't know they are ALL smart if ya catch my drift!"


Bischoff: "Uhh Conrad..."
Conrad: "Uhh ok mongo dis fan asks tells us bout Jim McMahon!"


Mongo: "McMahon didn't he give all dat hush money to all dem womens? HA if I have hush money it be for hush puppies let me tell ya."


Bischoff: "Ummmmmmmmmm"
Conrad: "Ok uhhh ok Mongo uhhh chat me up on playing against Joe Montana."


Roddy Piper's theme hits


Mongo: "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? RODDY WHAT HAPP-"
Jeff Jarrett: "You didn't know Roddy mutated into a turtle?"
Mongo: "NAW I DIDN'T WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT WHAAAAAA?"


Mongo: "Jeff am I seein things?"
Roddy Piper: "AYYY SHADDUP Hot Rod is here to save this!"


Conrad: "You aint invited here you arent' apart of da ad free shows network!"
Piper: "Ol' Hot Rod goes where he wants you understand you fat rat!"


Conrad: "C'mon no name calling!"
Piper: "YOU YEAH I SEE YOU! What you do you are a FUCKING MARK!"


Piper: "Ayyyyyyyyyyy AYYYY LOOK AT MARK THOMPSON!"


Conrad: "At least I ain't a fucken turtle!"
Piper: "Ayyyy I joined my friends we are one in da sewers!"


Jeff: "Sooo thats why you smell like shit?" Piper: "Hot rod joined wit da turtles you? YOU LOOK LIKE A GAY DICK DANCER!"


Mongo: "Ayyy C'mon Piper were here to give me beer money!"
Piper: "MONEY? HAHAHA Ol' Hot Road never ask fo' money! NEVER! Hot Rod makes money money doesn't make Hot Rod!"


Conrad: "Soooo are you gonna donate at money for mongo dot co?"
Piper: "HAHAHA GOOD ONE MARK THOMPSON! NAW NO WAY!"


Piper: "Conrad....YOU STINK... Mongo stinks.... AND DIS WHOLE DAMN FUNDRAISER STINKS!"






John Cena punches Piper


Piper punches Cena


Conrad: "Stop it! Y'all are fucking up dis event fo' Mongo!"


AA to Piper






Cena grabs the headset


Cena: "This session has logged off!"