David Crockett: "Welcome to the Legends Only League!
My guest Tito Santana, how's John Cena doing in prison?"
Tito Santana: "He's keeping his head up, David.
He's got the Bible and uhh
He's praying. And uhhh he's not going to quit. And uhhh
He's determined to find out who uhh
blackmailed him and so uhhh he get his revenge."

Crockett: "So, what's the latest on the blackmailer case?
Because we and the wrestling fans,
all know that blackmailer framed Cena for the murder of Sunny."
Santana: "Welll uhhh John says uhhh...
Dat he saw Billy Jack Haynes on a TV set.
Billy said he knows who the blackmailer is."

David Crockett: "Really? That's a big break."
Santana: "It is. But we need to be careful.
We don't want to put Billy in danger."

Crockett: "I agree. But we need to find out who this blackmailer is."
Santana: "I know. And we're going to find that person.
We dont have much time.
Because very soon john will die."

Crockett: "So what is John going to do about it?"
Santana: "Uhhhh I had to talk John out of escaping jail.
Thankfully he won't do dat and uhhh it's up to us to find Billy Jack."

Conrad Thompson: "Bruce, did you hear
John Cena saw Billy Jack Haynes
on a TV set telling him he knows who the blackmailer is?"
Bruce Prichard: "It's that feeling thaaat
someone is standing behind me
then I turn around and there's no one there.
And it's the sensation that someone just whispered,
yeah I still hear your voice but Cena is not really here.

Conrad Thompson: "Bruce, I'm serious. This is big news."
Bruce Prichard: "Well I thought I'd forget you, but I guess I forgot to,
and lately I've been too confused to think.
When I reach for someone new, it's like I'm touching you!"

Conrad: "Bruce, are you listening to me?"
Prichard: "Ohhhh I can still feeeeeel-"

Conrad: "Bruce!"
Prichard: "What?"
Conrad: "Billy Jack Haynes knows who the blackmailer is."

Prichard: "I don't care."
Conrad: "But Bruce, this is a huge break in the case."
Bruce: "I don't care."
Conrad: "But Bruce..."

Prichard: "I can still feel you, there with me, like the wind that touches my skin.
I can still hear you, in my dreams, like the sweetest melody."
Conrad: "Fine. Sing your song.
But don't come crying to me when the
blackmailer strikes again."

Prichard: "I can still feel you just as close as skin, every now and then.
All by myself, in a crowded room, on my empty bed.
There's a place you've touched with your love no one gets close to
I can still feel you, I can still feel you, I can still feel you.
Conrad: "I don't know what to make of you, Bruce."

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Conrad Thompson: "Eric, John Cena saw Billy Jack Haynes on a TV set in prison.
Billy Jack told him he knows who the blackmailer is.
What do you make of that?"
Eric Bischoff: "I don't believe it.
There's no way Billy Jack knows who the blackmailer is.
And I don't want to talk about John Cena. He's in prison, where he belongs."

Conrad: "But Eric, if Billy Jack does know who the blackmailer is,
that could be a big break in the case."
Bischoff: "I don't care. I don't want to hear about it."

Conrad: "But Eric..."
Bischoff: "I said no! I don't want to talk about it!"

Conrad: "But if Billy Jack does know who the blackmailer is,
I'm sure he'll tell the authorities."
Bischoff: "Whatever."

Conrad: "So, what else is going on in the world of wrestling, Eric?"
Bischoff: "Nothing. Nothing at all."

Conrad: "Come on, Eric. There must be something."
Bischoff: "Fine. I'm trying to tell the public about the evils of sugar.
so I don't have time for all this drama."

Conrad: "I understand. But this is a big story, Eric.
John Cena is a huge star in wrestling and in Hollywood!
And the fact that he's been blackmailed is a major scandal."
Bischoff: "He's not being blackmailed and I'm not talking about it."

Conrad: "Fine. But I think you're making a mistake, Eric.
This story is too big to ignore.
Bischoff: "Whatever."
Conrad: "Well, that's all the time we have for today.
Tune in next week for another episode of 83 weeks."